[DragonDrifter]

She feeds me an explosive apple...AND MY FACE EXPLOOOODES

[Drakath]

Tells rainbow dash I said she was not 20% cooler and sicks her on me

[DragonDrifter]

She tells Big Mac to say nope. He does and I fall over dead.

[DarkForbidden-Love]

Slice me to bits with his sword. Or set the wolf on me.

[Drakath]

Takes smarty pants from Big Mac and then blames it on me

[DragonDrifter]

I got ninja'd.

Oh god this is a brony fight now XD
Tells Twilight I think magic is retarded :x

[Drakath]

*They're not tails but MUHAHAHAH*

Puts an overdose of pills in my drink

[DragonDrifter]

I was talking bout Dark but you ninja'd me :|.
Throws smelly shoes right on my nose and I suffocate.

[Drakath]

Oops sorry. XD

uses telekensis to throw me off into a gorge

[DragonDrifter]

She's so fresh she makes me suck her posion coated nuts...
that sentence just killed itself in the making sense department.

[Drakath]

He killed me by writing a sentence that make me laugh o death. Also by telling everyone my secret about my balls

[DragonDrifter]

XD I really made you laugh? Yaaaaay!
She hugs me so hard I splat o3o

[Drakath]

His blood corrodes my skin and melts my bones

[DragonDrifter]

She spins me around so fast I turn into a tornado and I suck in a cow and it hits me and cracks me neck. .___________.

[Drakath]

he fills my youtube playlist with youtube poop and forces me to watch them until i rot and die

[DragonDrifter]

I abhor YouTube poop.

Makes me eat so much arby's potato bites (my favorite) that I'm having too much fun eating them to notice how fat I am and I die...OF UNHEALTHYNESS