[DragonDrifter]

Sick muthaf*ckin derpy hooves on me!

[Espy]

Chain me in the dark recesses of her lair and keep me there until I died of hunger.

EDIT: Nice ninja-ing. Whip me with the blunt side of the sword until I bled to death. (Not exactly well-armored)

[Drakath]

YOU WILL FEAR THE DERPY!

he will have Rainbow Dash sonic Rainboom me into the ground.

Dangit edit" strangle me with shadows

[DragonDrifter]

Sneak up behind me with one of her earrings and plug it into my throat.

[Espy]

I'm fucking morbid.

Lance me with that sword and keep it in me until the fire corrodes away my insides.

[DragonDrifter]

Niiiiice.
Punch me so hard in the head with his gauntlet my skull cracks.

[Drakath]

Ram the end of his scythe down my throat and then impale me with it after pulling it out.

DANGIT

Do the same only with his sowrod

[Espy]

Jeez, you two could be like...twins.

Tie me to a post and lash at me with that tail until I'm a bloody mess.

[DragonDrifter]

Grab my face and slam it into his spiky shoulderblade.

[Drakath]

Espy: i know right

espy has boobs!

trap me in a hole and then fill it with acid

[Espy]

Or, at least...the older sis and the younger brother.

Feed me small doses of TXX over the span of a month.

[Drakath]

I think I'd the oldest. \


Whip me to death.

[DragonDrifter]

DAMNIT!
Kick me in the nuts so hard I die after I try to touch her boobs >3>

[Drakath]

He grabs my boobs with poison spiked gloves

[DragonDrifter]

Got ya!
Shoves Derpy, opens up her fan and sticks my face in it.

[Espy]

Choke me against a wall.

I nearly said something much less appropriate.

EDIT: ...Che, still holds.