[Espy]

Not unless you've got linoleum or decently-primed and painted hardwood. What's that transparent paint called again...

[Fauxreal]

Whao? Transparent Paint?! Did you see that on CSI too?!

[Lorcan]

Stain, Espy it is a Stain.

[Espy]

Ah, right. Managed to forgot the name when it's coating my own desk and all.

[Fauxreal]

Stain - that isn't transparent is it?!

[Tiva]

Seriously? *looks for the blonde in Espy's hair*

[Fauxreal]

*tee hee hee*

[Espy]

.....Hey, my parents used that stain thin when I was in second grade, okies? And if you're looking for one...-yanks out a hair near the front- I actually do have a couple blond hairs in this brown shaggy mess.

[Fauxreal]

I should be growing grey by now... but I'm not.

[Lorcan]

Are they Blonde or Grey Espy? I mean you are only turning a year old....

[Espy]

Funk scares me. He has quite a few white hairs. So does another friend.

EDIT: -splutter- Wait, that hasn't been changed yet? D:

And they're blond. Had a couple white hairs before, too.

[Lorcan]

No it is changed but it is still funny.

[Fauxreal]

*thinks she missed something*

[Alpha]

Wait a second....do you know Funk in RL Espy?

[Espy]

...Shush, you >.> I'd be smarter than Alia in Dune if I weren't a year old yet.

[Espy]

...But of course I do.