[Hikori]

granted, but they're Jamaican dollars, so you only really have 100 thousand usd, the desert island gets hit by a tsunami and sinks, your jet has no fuel, and because the island sunk, all the games are now unable to be played.

I wish I had a wish.

[Merlin]

Granted you have a wish, but it was the wish of a pedophile, and so you are stuck with a 13 year old boy at your side.

I wish I had some soda.

[Amethyst]

Granted, except everytime you take a sip your stomach grows and you explode.

I wish I could find an case of Candy Corn Oreos.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but the case is empty, leaving you sad and forlorn at your loss. (Also, I said multiple MINDS, not multiple BRAINS. Just clarifying that.)

I wish that all wishes wished after this wish could not be corrupted under any circumstances.

[Hikori]

you're wish was granted.... by a guy who pretended to be a genie... that or mods arrested you for attempting to destroy this topic.

I wish for world suffering

[Merlin]

Granted, you trip and break the earth, but everyone on the earth seems relatively fine.

I wish I could find what I was looking for.

[Amethyst]

Granted, you find it... Only to place it somewhere while doing something forever loosing it again.

I wish I could get my license already.

[Hikori]

granted, but you get into a drunk driving accident the first day, killing 10 people, and lose the right to drive without breathing into a tube first for the rest of your life.

I wish I was special

[Merlin]

Granted. You now have downs syndrome!

I wish texting died out.

[Natsunaine]

Granted, But then they invent a next style of communication that is 20x more annoying than texting.

I wish that wishes could no longer be corrupted.

[Merlin]

Granted, well. It would've been. Before you were caught by the paradox police and taken into jail for causing a paradox within the forums.

[Lauv Keiko]

There's no wish...I can't corrupt it!

I wish there was a wish posted!

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but that wish happens to be so unorthodox that everyone ignores it forever and all time.

I wish I was in your base, killing your dudes.

[Merlin]

Granted, you're in my base killin' my dudes, but now all your base are belong to us.

I wish C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
I wish everything was an anime~

[Lauv Keiko]

Granted, but it's also 2-d, which is actually boring.

I wish my man-slave is online D:

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but your man-slave logs on to tell you that he has revolted against you and is no longer your slave.

I doth proclaimeth that I thus wisheth for everyone to speaketh in Olde English!