[whitexsuicide]

no my hamsters TT-TT

granted, but the pokemon are just like wild animals and all the real rules apply like how you have to hit the pokeball button on them to catch them....

I wish for my hamster's to have food in their tunnels

[Honey]

Granted, but there is too much food and they gorge themselves to death.

I wish I could have a pet hummingbird.

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but it is huge and you have no where to kept it.

I wish my hamsters where immortal!!!!

[Honey]

Dude ;^; That would be so awesome.

Granted, but you only get to keep one.

I wish Christmas was here and it was snowing!

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but it is -58 degrees Fahrenheit and there's no power.

I wish I was a fish in the sea. ♫A fish, a fish only for me~~♫

[Honey]

You get the fish from Super Mario Bros. 2 that eats you.

I wish I was done with school for the day.

[Katame Shiraga]

o.o I wished for MYSELF to be a fish.

Granted, but now for every following day, school never ends.

I wish a meteor would crash land into the Earth and blow it up with all of humankind alongside it.

[Honey]

Whoops, sorry, mis-read. ;n; Sorry.

Granted, this includes all of the trolls and juggalos on Alternia.

I wish my ears were pierced.

[Katame Shiraga]

O.o Earth isn't Alternia. Those are two different planets in two different universes.

Granted, but the guy who pierced your ears was an idiot and now the piercings are infected with an incurable disease and you soon die from it.

I wish there were Chinese Zodiac Trolls in Homestuck.

[Katame Shiraga]

._. Damn. I'm not gonna be the poster of #2012. I would've made an awesome wish corresponding to that number. O.o Wait a minute...maybe I will be now.

[Taiania]

Granted but they're never seen outside of bad fanfiction.
I wish I could be a penguin.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but some whale-hunters mistake you for a whale and kill you.

I wish the world *would* end on 12/21/12.

[Honey]

Granted, but you are the sol survivor

I wish my music would be playing

[Kitaki]

Granted, but every song keeps cutting off in the middle.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[Honey]

D: But that is what is happening already

Granted, but every day after tomorrow you have to work.

I wish I could get one of the puppies tomorrow for sure.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but once you get the puppy, they start destroying everything in your house, your furniture, your books, your video games, your dishes, etc.

I wish I WAS a volcano.