[Crystallyn Whisper]

*warps self with a bunch of sponges and rolls over the mud* > w< All clean.

[Merr]

Huh? Sanity?

*tilts head*

..Sure do.

[Asami]

I yelled out
how dare you..
I jumped behind a dumpster full of.old balloons right as it breathed fire
the dragon started
ah ha! Old balloons.. dragons only weakness! Just my luck.
I grabbed a few and charged forward but you stuck your foot out
before I tumbled to the ground I grabbed your sleeve and made you fall as well

[Gallagher]

... -sighs and shakes head- Thank you, Crys... I guess... You're a little dirty there... And you forgot to get any cleaner... Or water even...

Does Sami look dangerous to you? Maybe we should find a nice room for her.

[Merr]

I can pee on the thread, if you need water. o_o

[Asami]

I jumped up quickly using.you as a spring (which worked surprisingly well. I think.you were made.of.rubber)
I stuffed the old balloons in the dragons mouth
it started to.choke
Slowly it transformed into a piñata and I got blind folded and started swinging at it
I.hit.it and candy flew everywhere
you had finally risen when.I pulled off the.blind.fold

[Crystallyn Whisper]

These are magic... er... science sponges. They don't need water or soap. ^ w^ *poofs sponges away*

I'd like to hear the rest of the story. > w>; But if she starts trying to attack anyone with balloons, we should probably get a room for her.

[Asami]

You.kissed me.softlyon the cheek
I.had won your heart by beating the dragon.
But I had grabbed the splinter you had thrown away and stabbed you in your chest
I had your heart in two ways now

Your eyes slowly dimmed as the splinter made its way deeper
you cursed me with your last breath "all blue.. is a world away"
I left you to rest and walked.over to the French frie
was it worth it?
Yes.
I ate it and skipped merrily to the castle I.now.owned for.I.had the French frie of glory forever in my tummy.

The end

[Merr]

I'm confused. o_o; Should I find somewhere else to be?

[Crystallyn Whisper]

Oh... my... what did I just read...? o Ao Just... WHAT?! D:>

[Gallagher]

I believe Sami might have taken a massive amount of drugs. Merr, we should take Crys, go out for lunch, and hope this crazy person happens to get lost somewhere while we're out.

[Crystallyn Whisper]

I like this idea. o wob

[Asami]

What? You didn't like.my story o.o

[Gallagher]

Oh dear. That tone worries me. She might get violent soon.

[Asami]

What tone? I was.just surprised is all
I thought it was the best thing ever

[Crystallyn Whisper]

I thought it was pretty interesting... it had a nice twist at the end too. o wo;