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Panda
Heavenly Angel
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Why did the Panda eat the Chocolate left on the table?
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Posted 11-05-2019, 01:11 AM |
littl3chocolat | #66 |
bluebird
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because the panda misses choco a lot?
dec 14 S A U C Y 「art by mdom〠✦✦✦ | ||||
Posted 11-05-2019, 01:33 AM |
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littl3chocobo
isn't that funny
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>/ what? you two are just panda'ring now
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Posted 11-05-2019, 02:41 AM |
Death by Mirrors
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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:
"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always have to say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place." "That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!" So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it. But in the crowd there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response. The driver looks him dead in the eye, and says : "Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me." | ||||
Posted 11-05-2019, 07:46 AM |
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Mekatra
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SO this elderly couple have been married for 70 years. One day the wife is on her way up the stairs and pauses to straighten a picture then realizes she can't remember if she's going up or down so she calls to her husband. He calls back that she was on her way up to take a bath.
Once the wife gets to the bathroom she starts to step into the bathtub then pauses and calls again. "Was I getting in the tub or getting out?" The husband sighs and grumbles to himself "Sure do hope my memory never gets as bad as hers" and knocks on the table for good measure. Then he yells, "Honey I'll be up to help you just as soon as I see who is at the door!" Answer my riddle to earn a prize!
You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it? Pm me the answer, no cheating please! | ||||
Posted 11-05-2019, 11:19 AM |
Merskelly Metalien
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Posted 11-05-2019, 01:03 PM |
liquified | #72 |
bluebird
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wait for real? XD i guessed it right?
what is this feeling of impandaing doom merskelly that is my favorite post. from pizza to real estate. i love it XD dec 14 S A U C Y 「art by mdom〠✦✦✦ | ||||
Posted 11-05-2019, 08:51 PM |
Patrick P.
Crystal Keeper
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Merskelly wins the thread.
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Posted 11-05-2019, 09:20 PM |
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Merskelly Metalien
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Posted 11-06-2019, 12:48 PM |
Unicornlynn
Addicted to Trisphee
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That was cool
XoXo, Lynn â¤ï¸ðŸ”¥
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Posted 11-09-2019, 08:03 PM |
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Major
One Fish
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I see your "chicken crossed the road" and raise you a better one.
Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the Other Side. Y'know, the Afterlife. HEEEEEEEEEE-MAAAAAAAN... SUCK MY BOOOOOOOOOONE! THE PIZZA, HE-MAN! EAT IT! | ||||
Posted 11-10-2019, 12:31 AM |
daikokunyo
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since we are in the month of november which is right before the month of december which is christmas month
what are santa's workers called? | ||||
Posted 11-10-2019, 06:48 AM |
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Rainbowfox Ari
The Weaver of Tales
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-Dying laughing at all these jokes, ngl-
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Posted 11-10-2019, 04:45 PM |
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