[Stabbsworth]

as usual, there needs to be a massive quote collection for all these quotes.

this thread was to be expected, as it is usually inevitable.

rules:
1. have fun.
2. collect more lanterns.
3. obey the TOS.

QUOTE #1: You got 10 tea lights for posting.

[bluebird]

"It is not recommended to cook dinner with tea lights, even 9 of them."

i can imagine. food'll still be frozen on the inside like a microwaved hotpocket.

[Death by Mirrors]

9 tea lights! Now we won't go cold tonight.

[DreadedMartian]

It is not recommended to cook dinner with tea lights. Even 10 of them.

[Den]

Thanks for beating me to posting this. lol

[Stabbsworth]

;)

i can and will snipe the quote thread. ehehheheheeh.

[Den]

I'm not even mad. :)

[Den]

Time to set the mood: 8 tea lights!

[KittyBeary]

It is not recommended to cook dinner with tea lights, even 6 of them.

[bluebird]

"The only thing worse than a tea light... is 10 tea lights..."

10 tea lights are a tealight to have

[Death by Mirrors]

She ████ your ████ with 2 ██ tea lights, and ███ ████ ████. Oh my!

[Kitalpha Hart]

The light shining through the everpresent crystals leads you to [number] flickering tea lights.

You just ran into a fox carrying tealights. He gave you [number].

[number] homemade paper tea lights... It's a drawing

Don't forget your daily dose of [number] tea lights.

[bluebird]

lmao DbM

"Wandering through the abandoned mansion, you hear a door creak. What was that? You thought you were alone! Listen, just there...! It's... it's 5 tea lights!"

[Witchchylde]

"You found 8 tea lights. Time to summon that demon!"

"7 tea lights. Now in ocean breeze flavor!"

[Kitalpha Hart]

Ocean breeze flavor???????????? Pffffftftftftfyftt

Edit: guess who just got mango flavor X'D

It is no small wonder that the wild tea light has survived in nature for the millions of years it has existed. Here, we see a group of [number] passing the night by flickering, always on guard against predators and yet helpless should one come upon them.

[Den]

A swarm of squiggly wiggly insects bursts out of the ground and lovingly places 6 tea lights on your feet.

ETA: You've struck tea lights! Wait, no. Just gold... Oh! You can buy tea lights with gold! 5 purchased!