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Death by Mirrors
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Feed the Beast! | #1 | ||
Bob never wanted to be a underpaid freelance journalist. As he lied in the snow, hidden under some fir tree branches, he cursed his boss and the bills that forced him to work for the local tabloid. Winter was no longer pretty when you crouched in the forest, freezing your butt off and waiting for the perfect shot. But he had heard rumours about a snow demon roaming the wilderness. If he could be the first one to take a picture...
He shifted his weight onto the other foot. Rubbed his fingers against his chest. His breath clearly visible in the crisp air, he wished he could light a fire. Maybe even a barbecue. Almost being able to smell the tender steak from his imagination, Bob leaned forward - and lost his balance. Twigs of dead wood snapped under his body, loud as thunder. Birds rose from the nearby trees. Then he heard a loud roar. Fortunately even such terrifying news wasn't entirely bad. After all the beast has already been tamed years ago, or so they say. Maybe (if given enough delicious treats) the beast might even ward off any snow demons. With trembling fingers Bob fished an apple out of his pocket and offered it to the beast. | ||||
Posted 12-21-2018, 03:30 PM |
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Posted 12-21-2018, 03:40 PM |
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Best Beast Dieticians KittyBeary - 3 points Merskelly Metalien - 3 points mdom - 1 point MonBon - 1 point Beast swears dreadful revenge to Mekatra (for stealing some pudding) Derpy McBlueEyes (for stealing fish) | ||||
Posted 12-21-2018, 03:42 PM |
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New Taste There's a chance Bob might just have been lucky when he packed his lunchbox in the morning. The beast seems very interested in the apple. | ||||
Posted 12-22-2018, 09:44 PM |
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A*DIC*TED
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I will offer an apple fritter! :)
ty bluebird for the art! :D | ||||
Posted 12-23-2018, 01:19 AM |
Merskelly Metalien
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Posted 12-23-2018, 02:34 AM |
Derpy McBlueEyes
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted 12-23-2018, 04:16 AM |
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The beast grabs mdom by a leg and shakes her, hoping that something edible falls out of her kimono folds. But soon enough it is distracted by Kittybeary offering an apple fritter.
However while the beast still happily munches on its fried treat, it shakes its head at the offered tomato. But it wolfs down the candy apple including its wooden stick. Then devours the cherry parfait and washes its meal down with apple cider. | ||||
Posted 12-23-2018, 07:29 AM |
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mdom
Jellosexual
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mdom, still dizzy, sees the crumbled apple pie and cries all night. In the morning she has a bright idea! She finds a blender and puts all the pieces there, adds some milk and offers the beast an apple smoothie
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Posted 12-23-2018, 10:16 AM |
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Rebooting....
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Witchchylde attempts to appease more than one appetite by bringing in a flagon of Angry Orchard Hard Apple Cider.
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Posted 12-23-2018, 02:18 PM |
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Derpy McBlueEyes
MWAHAHAHAHA!
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Derpy sits down and unwraps a big pile of strawberry candies for the nice beasty.
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Posted 12-23-2018, 02:33 PM |
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Posted 12-23-2018, 04:18 PM |
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Life can be so hard when you forget to mark your food, no?
The beast doesn't know its manners well enough to apologize for the rude treatment earlier, but it seems really delighted when presented an apple smoothie. I knew they were all the rage with hipsters. Apparently beasts love smoothies too. And being impolite. The beast loudly belchs into Witchchylde's face. Geez, someone get the wild creature a book on etiquette. Strawberry candies are to the beast's taste, especially unwrapped ones. Beast hungrily eyes Derpy in hope for more, but is then distracted by Merskelly Metalien. The beast eats the entire tub of applesauce. | ||||
Posted 12-23-2018, 07:47 PM |
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