[Red Calypso]

Why do I miss all the surreal conversations? *curls up in a ball and cries*

[Gallagher]

Beats me. I like to hide out until someone with the appearance of sanity returns.

[Red Calypso]

Yeah, I noticed you headed off to your office.

[Gallagher]

Yep. I mean, I love the folks that drop by around here, and I do hope they know that me acting grumpy is part of the playing, but I don't always deal with crazy random well.

[Red Calypso]

Yeah, I've dropped a few book series because they just turned to randomness.

BTW, if you ever need an assassin to take out your enemies, or a courtesan just to distract them or spy on them, keep me in mind.

[Gallagher]

Oh, wonderful. I'm sure that'll come in handy.

On a completely and utterly unrelated note, how are you at dealing with genetically modified mutant beasts that the other scientists may or may not have waved in our faces at the last convention?

[Red Calypso]

That depends. Do you want them stolen or killed? I can do that. I draw the line at other activities with monstrosities.

[Gallagher]

... Well, one of them was rather charming, before it decided to swallow one of our nurses whole... but I digress. Stolen would be nice, yes.

[Red Calypso]

Cool! Do you know where it's being held? Do you want it whole or do you want a little vengeance for your nurse?

[Gallagher]

Oh, no, that didn't bother me. It was just a pain actually having to take care of things myself.

-hrm- I'll get the information and draw up some paperwork for you later.

[Red Calypso]

Cool! If you have any information on its physiology it would be helpful in picking out a tranquilizer for it.

[Lauv Keiko]

Originally Posted by Red Calypso

Why do I miss all the surreal conversations? *curls up in a ball and cries*

*pats you on the back*

[Red Calypso]

Thanks, Lauv. I feel a little better now, knowing that I'll be seeing some action soon.

[Lauv Keiko]

@red: what action? how soon? o3o

[Gallagher]

I can never tell with those "respected" types. Always keeping their best work secret until they get greedy for the fame and such... Bah! You'd never see them with such an open door for company!

'Ello, Lauv.

[Red Calypso]

Gall wants me to steal a mutant for him. I hope it's only the first of many assignments.

Ah. Well, I'll take several types with me, one of them is bound to work.