[Drakath]

by making my internet slow and forcing me to whither away and die

[Daring Scylla]

(TROLOLOLOL)
kill me with poisonous cloud gas

[Drakath]

(TO THE MOON! I should have named my self Trollestia.)

By setting my house on fire

[Espy]

Hurl discuses at me until one hits me in the plexus. Or head. Don't ask; that was the first thing that came to mind.

[Funkduder]

Haranguing with words and killing with puniness. XD

[Espy]

Killing me with spelling errors.

"Puniness"...I am in no way puny.

[Drakath]

Killing me with fire

[Misfit]

They would use the foot claws and drop me in the ocean O:

[Daring Scylla]

lift up her skirt and i'd die of shock

[Espy]

Lift up his skirting and let my nose bleed out >.>

[Jurinjo]

I'd try to hug him but because it was a total surprise his quills (both hair and shoulder thingy) spike out and cause deep punctures through my upper body thus killing me with bloodless...would it have been better if I accidentally was stabbed in the heart this way? hmm...oh wait I'm contemplating my death. -___-"

[Daring Scylla]

tear my throat open with vicious sharp teeth

[Toriki]

Probably sneak up behind me and scared me to death. -shrug-

[Baya]

whack me in the head with that staff untill i'm dead.

[Daring Scylla]

whack me in the back with that stick til i'm dead
original i know

[Renzek]

Tickle me to death with the feather on their hat