[Jessibuns]

Granted, but everyone punches you when you sing it.
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I wish my period would end

[Kira Shino]

granted but it starts again the next day and continues for the rest of your life

i wish i could meet my friend bianca in person

[Jessibuns]

Granted, but she dies.
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I wish creepy old men would stop giving me creepy looks

[Elf healer]

Granted but good looking people don't check you out

I wish everything was edible

[Ric]

Granted but the price paid for this wish is your appetite.

I wish for a new game console.

[Elf healer]

Granted but the power cord is broken

I wish I had a stronger voice

[Shenandoah]

Granted, but now you cannot use your voice due to a bad and long lasting case whooping cough.

I wish my dog would learn to clean up after herself.

[Sugar]

Wish granted, but you forget how to.

I wish I could shapeshift into anything I wanted!!!

[AcidDrop]

Granted, but its extremely random and you can't control it.

i wish i could fly

[regine]

wish granted but you will never ever stop flying..


I wish she is here beside me

[Jessibuns]

Wish granted, but its cause she's in a coma and you're sitting by her side.
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I wish i wasnt bored

[regine]

wish granted but you are working so hard in construction site..and now you're not bored

I wish I have chocolate

[MeiMei]

Granted but the chocolate is going to give you the atomic runs for life.

I wish I had a padded room to bounce around in. o 3o

[Terrae]

Granted but you also get a nice straight jacket to go with it.

I wish I wasn't sleepy. -_-

[Hero]

Granted but you can never sleep ever again

I wish I could eat breakfast right now.

[Bonnie]

Granted, but the eggs were rotten.

I wish I could play in a band.