[Illusion]

Granted, but now you have no brain!

I wish it was raining ice cream!

[Star Seeker]

Granted, but It's only flavors you don't like.

I wish I had more aurum...

[Funky Monkey Vibration]

Granted, but I've peed on them all! :u
Wtf? o:

I wish Simon was here. <3

[Jack Pillow Button]

Granted, but he's going to sleep now. <3

I wish I could see my lovely David more~

[Gallowsraven]

Granted, but he can't see or hear you.

I wish for marzipan!

[Kira Shino]

granted but then the marzipan caught fire and thus became nothing but ash

i wish it was my b-day already X3 (still a week left~)

[Reyoki]

Granted, but nobody got you anything.

I wish for some new headphones!

[Jack Pillow Button]

Granted, but it was made of cucumber.

I wish for a good night of sleep.

[Kira Shino]

granted but it'll be the only good night you'll get from now on

i wish i got prezents on my b-day =O
(i think most of my wishes in this will be b-day related until the day actually gets here X3)

[Lunaryon]

Granted, but the only thing anyone got you were used tissues!
I wish I had a girlfriend!

[Kira Shino]

granted but you find out she's not right for you and so you break up quickly

i wish i didn't have to cook dinner

[Lunaryon]

Granted! But now your hungry!
I wish I had someone to cuddle with!

[Kira Shino]

Granted but it's a stuffed animal and it bursts into flames =O

i wish for pizza!

[Lunaryon]

Granted! But it's pizza made of glass and rat poison!
I wish I was in love!

[Kira Shino]

granted but it's only a sibling kind of love

i wish i owned more anime

[Lunaryon]

Granted! But it's all badly write Child Porn, and you get arrested for having it!
I wish for I was more beautiful!