[Moyashi]

stare at me...with that blackness

[Feythfull]

stab me then suck my soul out

[Taiania]

Cover me in red paint then stab me, blood poisoning all round.

[Star Seeker]

Whap me unconscious with the staff and let her little animal eat my brains out! (yes it is in fact a zombie)

[Lauv Keiko]

simple:
decapitate me with that axe.

[Feythfull]

she would slice me open from navel to nasel!

[Jurinjo]

She would enchant me to fight one dishonorable battle after another. Both delighting in this perversion of core beliefs and frustrated that the more battles I win the closer I get to break free from her magic. Sadly (for me) she finally gets her wish as I test my mettle against my wife in sword vs frying pan.

[Dark Vanilla Kisses]

OMFG ITS GONNA BE BLEACH IN MY FACE!!!!!
*DIES FROM BASE MADE LIQUID*

[Ultima]

You can not because you are le banned.

[Desmond]

I would say from cuteness overload. ^^;

[Jack Pillow Button]

With his mighty wolf.

[Taiania]

By freezing me solid.

[Jurinjo]

The weather manipulator would give me pneumonia =(

[Kaguya]

I'm pretty sure he'd stab me. o.o"

[Nightmare]

The nakedness would blind me and I'd trip over the stump nearby
and crack my head open, and bleed to death.

[Sadrain]

Send desert heat to always follow me, and that I cannot consume water.