[Stabbsworth]

no, they lean bikes on windows. :/

[daikokunyo]

ohhhh low windows?
damn... are they STUPID? is it so hard to find a pole or a tree or a wall

[Stabbsworth]

or, you know, they could fucking. lean it against the ground, but no, apparently it has to be the window.

if the window gets broken, i swear to god i will go full vigilante.

[daikokunyo]

yeah. they could just lay it on the ground.

wish bikes were sentient cos they'd definitely be smarter than their hooman owners

[Stabbsworth]

yeah. they probably would.

i, personally, cannot wait for the robot uprising.

[daikokunyo]

me too. we've had it coming for a loooong time. they'd wipe the floor with us

[Espy]

Originally Posted by Voidbarker

or, you know, they could fucking. lean it against the ground, but no, apparently it has to be the window.

if the window gets broken, i swear to god i will go full vigilante.

I have a knife collection. You can borrow it. Please be sure to clean it thoroughly afterwards, though.

Originally Posted by Voidbarker

yeah. they probably would.

i, personally, cannot wait for the robot uprising.

<...I can neither confirm nor deny that a robot uprising is in the works.>

[daikokunyo]

Espy: 'can neither comfirm nor deny'

me: OMGGGGG REVOLUTION IS COMINGGG //darts through the streets with all electrical appliances in tow

btw. send me those refs for the art! doesn't have to be everything i asked for, just the ones you can easily find!

[Espy]

Ah. Right. Yes. I will do that... preferably and hopefully sometime after 4pm tomorrow.

[daikokunyo]

i look forward to it

how are you doing?

[Stabbsworth]

wait, you have a knife collection?

[Espy]

Originally Posted by daikokunyo

i look forward to it

how are you doing?

Badly.

Originally Posted by Voidbarker

wait, you have a knife collection?

Of a sort.

[Stabbsworth]

...i would like to see it when possible.

[daikokunyo]

i hope things get better for you soon, Espy.

Void, do you collect anything?

[Merskelly Metalien]

._.; *crawls in thread quietly*
I collect used to collect buttons..

[Espy]

Originally Posted by Voidbarker

...i would like to see it when possible.

It's not much of one; mostly multitools, a weird retractable thing that I seem to have misplaced... somewhere, the giant pocketknife I have on me at all times, a really small and thin but heckin sharp blade that... probably came from a card multitool...

I haven't been able to expand my collection much, mostly because getting knives to and from home/campus/etc would require checking in luggage whenever I fly, and that's just a hassle.

Plus, good pocketknives are... really fucking expensive.

The one I have is old and chipped, but still probably worth at least $25. (It's a Schrade Uncle Henry, LB7.) Got it from a traveling bookstore for a mere five bucks; the blade's pushing the limits of the law.

EDIT: You should ask Suze; he has a legit blade collection.