[Francisco]

I'm going to post duck facts! Why? Who cares, it's a carnival!
Feel free to post your own!

*Facts may have varying degrees of factness

[Francisco]

A common urban legend claims that duck quacks do not echo; however, this has been proven to be false!

[Gallagher]

fact: ducks are good

[Francisco]

^^^ Very true, one out of one duck fans agree.

[Gallagher]

fact: ducks are also bad

[Francisco]

Also consider:


Use caution with ducks, they are known manhunting beasts. :)

[bluebird]

ducks are delicious

[Francisco]

I mean. Yes.
God you're so right.

[Gallagher]

and nutricious

[mdom]

Ducks walk, fly and swim so they're like, flawless

[Witchchylde]

There's one duck at the duck pond by the cemetery who has a misshapen beak, I think about half an inch of the upper bill tip is missing. But, he has no trouble eating.

[Francisco]

^^^^ A good duck.

[Witchchylde]

He's actually kind of a fancy duck, the kind with a feather puffball on their heads -- I'm not sure if they're called crested or not.

[Francisco]

[Witchchylde]

Yes! That's the one! Also there's another kind that has a bright red bill. One of those has a problem with his voice though, like he tries to quack but all that comes out is like a cough.

[Francisco]

Hmmm. Maybe he had a family that quacked that way. :O
I know crows can have weird calls when their fam does, but I dunno about ducks lol.