[mdom]

Does the beat want honey?

[Death by Mirrors]

@SparX: Well, there's a reasonable chance the beast would eat you... *innocent smile* I'd be careful...

The beast dips bacon in honey and eats both at once.

[Pessimisticat]

* feeds the beast SparX *

[Lee]

Honey-Baked Ham might be more to the beast's taste...?

[Death by Mirrors]

Oh boy. I can see this escalate quickly... but yes.

The beast totally eats SparX. Along with some Honey Baked Ham.

[mdom]

NOOOO SparX, you'll be missed ;___;

[Death by Mirrors]

I think the beast swallowed her whole. If we find some volunteers, we might be able to come to the rescue.

[Pessimisticat]

feelsbadman.

Once I find some weed I will give some to the beast in SparX's memory!
Just have to get to a legal state first, so it might be a couple more posts before I can ;(

[Death by Mirrors]

*feeds the beast a smartphone*
If SparX is still alive, now she can at least talk to us.

[Den]

*offers the beast Fresh Chicken Quesadillas*

[Pessimisticat]

AH ha! I finally got some.

*gives the beast a big bag o' weed*

[Death by Mirrors]

Unfortunately the beast neither likes chicken nor quesadillas, so Fresh Chicken Quesadillas remain untouched. But keep offering, lest the beast grabs another one of y'all...

eta: Same with the big bag o' weed. I know it were all good intentions, but beast seems to like raw users better than anything you could smoke.

[Lee]

I volunteer to rescue SparX from the creature!

[Lee]

I offer up Pork Souvlaki, in hopes of a trade.

[SparX]

I sit inside the belly of the beast, and look up it's throat in hopes of something yummy coming down the hatch.
NOW THERE'S 2 STOMACHS TO FEED OH NO
It's ok I eat almost anything XD

[Pessimisticat]

Aw yay SparX you're a team player!

*gives the beast -- and hopefully SparX -- brownies *