[Potironette]

App lauding? Candy crush should hire him to write more reviews!

[Athilea Majiri]

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

[Pessimisticat]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No you're a poo!

[Fulkth]

I don't know any bad jokes, but my husband was playing a videogame where one of the character was telling bad jokes.

These are the ones I remember anyways. XD

What did the Confederate soldiers use to eat off of?

Civil ware.

What did they use to drink with? Cups.

Dixie Cups.

I walked into my sister's room and tripped on a bra.

It was a booby-trap.

[SparX]

XD both of you guys lol

[Athilea Majiri]

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

[Tiva]

…. that is so bad it is actually funny….

[Athilea Majiri]

Hehe, right?

What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction!

[SparX]

=O
Oooooohhhhh
I had to tell that to everyone surrounding me XD

[Tiva]

*just keeps giggling and snorting uncontrollably*

I specialize in sarcasm and wit not slap stick.

[SparX]

Only 8 more posts till the next winner =D
I may or may not have to work tonight because we have an order that has to be out by friday.... I can either try to work some tonight and have regular hours tomorrow or work 9-7 tomorrow D:

[Athilea Majiri]

Where did they first make French Fries?
In grease.

[SparX]

You ever hear about the invention of the shovel?
It was groundbreaking!

[Glitch]

I tried really hard to think of a joke. . . a pun even . . .

I'v got nothing XD

[Athilea Majiri]

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

[SparX]

what did the mama cow say to the baby cow
go to bed its pasture bedtime