[Akai]

Sniped while foolishly trying to enter the gates of their super cool and creepy estate.

[SparX]

Strangled with the scaly tail that rips pieces of flesh off as it tightens, then dropped off a cliff as you fly away victorious into the moonlight.

[MonBon]

Drop kicked with a single converse, then stabbed to death with feathery horns

[Glitch]

Would use dark powers and herds of kitties to capture and rip to shreds so that you may stand on the bones of your victims.

[Potironette]

From out of a the fog, a cry of "Board the ship!" rings, cutting through the murky air.
Dark figures pitter-patter, scramble around the deck.
The silhouette of a woman appears.
The *wongwong* a shine of a sword.
That's all.

[Demonskid]

Unleash a pack of wolves and have them eat me as sushi.

[Lawtan]

They didn't. When I died, my body was dumped into the bay, where DKoi ate me.

[Espy]

By, uh....driving me to insanity, upon which I climb into that gaping void and am never seen again.

[Potironette]

Running me over with a horse on a full-moon night. Without a second glance behind.

[Espy]

Probably freezing me to death with ice powers >.> Or pretending to be a damsel in snowy distress by taking over a long-dead physical form and then letting hypothermia do its job.

[SparX]

With a quick slash you kill Albert, my trusted butler.
Next you stab straight through my mistress Ashley's heart, leaving me horrifyingly alone with the corpses of my loved ones.
I spent a good 2 days burying them in the spot you killed them, and as I mourn their loss placing flowers upon the graves, My head flies off to see you standing behind my body, poised with a single drop of blood along your blade.
Then I see no more.

[Natsunaine]

I see death by toxic sludge in my near future

[SparX]

"And quothe the Raven, NEverM-------aAhhAHHAHAHAHAH off me get off me AHAHAHHAAHHA!" I scream as my eyeballs are pecked out, bleeding all over my book and collapsing on the ground, as a raven flies into the air and leaves a nice poop directly on my head before it flies in the distance.

[Potironette]

"Oh look! A tabby cat!"
Chasing it into a field of purple, when--
*pwaaff!*
Balloons poof up and explode *BAM* -dies-

[Lawtan]

The particle accelerator scarf is useful in bombarding me with a lethal number of alpha and beta particles. Death from there is...painful. Curse you, impossible color! Curse you!

[Potironette]

The black flame creeps into my cave, overwhelming the warm pink flame.
As a result, I die from the cold.