[Lucid:]

Bu-but, we need more writerlings. T_T

[Salone]

The um...result is in! Congratulations to Lucid for winning 60 Runes! Next prompt will be up shortly.

[Quiet Man Cometh]

I'm kind of failing what with work and not-work and such. We'll see about next time.

[Salone]

Originally Posted by Quiet Man Cometh

I'm kind of failing what with work and not-work and such. We'll see about next time.

No worries! The first deadline was a little rushed. I'll extend it to a week for the next contest.

[Coda]

Originally Posted by Lucid:

Bu-but, we need more writerlings. T_T

I'm already a semi-writerling. >.> I've done Trisphee writing before.

[Illusion]

Wait? I was considered a runner-up?

I WASN'T DISQUALIFIED!? How dare you! D:

[Salone]

Originally Posted by Illusion

Wait? I was considered a runner-up?

I WASN'T DISQUALIFIED!? How dare you! D:

Well, you did write a submission. It would be rude of me not to consider you, even if you were writing loose canon that didn't play by the rules. Hrm. That's an interesting idea!

[Salone]

Second prompt is posted! Everyone now has a week for this one and another chance at 60 runes! Goooooooood luck ladies and gentlemen and those who identify as something besides the binary!

[Coda]

"Loose canon." I love it. XD Well played. 10 Internet Points.

[Salone]

Originally Posted by Coda

"Loose canon." I love it. XD Well played. 10 Internet Points.

Let it forever be known that on this day, Code has awarded me 10 (ten) internet points. This day will be remembered.

[Lawtan]

Hmm...I'll have to see how I can play with this...
As an inquiry, do time periods and cultures matter? Does it have to be a modern/western cop, or would, say, Crassus's Roman forces - essentially if Donald Trump was in charge of the police, real estate, fire departments - satisfy?

[Salone]

Originally Posted by Lawtan

Hmm...I'll have to see how I can play with this...
As an inquiry, do time periods and cultures matter? Does it have to be a modern/western cop, or would, say, Crassus's Roman forces - essentially if Donald Trump was in charge of the police, real estate, fire departments - satisfy?

There are no limits! So long as you're fulfilling the basic theme, it can be anything. You could be a Time Cop busting punks for kneecapping Genghis Kahn, you could be Maximus Sentencus, asking for some more guys to take out...whatever Maximus Sentencus takes out. You could be Jack Abrams, a.k.a. Tank Cop, fighting the Agents of TREAD in a tank as you save the city by wrecking it! Don't steal Abrams though, that one is mine. =3

[Coda]

I have an idea, I just hope I have time to write it before the deadline...

[Lawtan]

Same...actually two ideas...I'll see if I can mix them after I get this week's homework done.

[Salone]

Originally Posted by Coda

I have an idea, I just hope I have time to write it before the deadline...

Originally Posted by Lawtan

Same...actually two ideas...I'll see if I can mix them after I get this week's homework done.

Weeeeell, I've had zero submissions so I'll extend it by a few days, you'll have time then!

[Illusion]

You dare asked for it. So I spent like 5 minutes writing it.

RULE NUMBER 202: A LESSON IN PAIN.

I'm Brock Brockstein, after a nuclear radiation from the local Obviously Evil Factory I was given kung-fu powers. I became a loose cannon who doesn't follow the rules. I narrate everything I say because I say it very cool. I work as a cop in Danger City where there is danger. My mortal enemy Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein was my best friend, but after a falling out with Mecha Stallin bringing him to the dark side with fresh chocolate chip cookies. It's been my mission to clean up Danger City and win back the friendship of Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein from Mecha Stalin.

So chief, I got a tip from a shady ostrich named Tom who I will not name due to witness protection bullshit that Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein kidnapped a bus full of orphans. So I surfed my motorized mecha whale into Obvious Trap hotel. There Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein has been mutating Orphans into bizzare freaks using the same toxic radiation that gave me my kung fu powers. So I did what any cop in my situation would do. MURDER THEM ALL. Using my sick kung-fu power I eliminated the mutated orphans from their misery of cool super powers and went to face Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein. But I was shocked to find out that Obvious Trap hotel was actually a trap to get me close to the toxic in attempt to get rid of my powers. Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein was successful. AT GIVING ME EVEN MORE RAD POWERS! The toxin gave me the strength of a nuclear holocaust with sunglasses, and I beat the shit out of Dr. Professor Brocko Brockenstein with my explosive nuclear fists.. Of PAIN! I blew up half the city with my explosive fists. I then arrested him from harboring away from FRIENDSHIP.

SO CHIEF. I did you a favor blowing up half the city. And to the Mayor... MY GOD. The nuclear toxic waste came from the Obviously Evil Corporation that was owned by.. THE MAYOR. He's trying to take me out in attempt to clear out the city of any JUSTICE. NOT ON MY WATCH. I'm going to break into the Mayor's son's birthday party and take him out so I can be hailed a hero from all the little boys and girls. So if you'd excuse me chief.. JUSTICE MUST BE SERVED WITH A LESSON IN PAIN!