[Arikana]

.....Yeah, obviously, c'mon guys, read between the lines. Sheesh. >.> Anyways, what is the purpose of a wooden pie? o.o

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

To replace the pies that Alpha has lost.

[Arikana]

Lul. That's interesting. Should I also assume they're to fool potential pie thieves once they're finished and fully painted? :P

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

I hope not...I still need to "borrow" some of the real pies >A>

[Arikana]

.....And I shall have to keep an eye on you. >.> You shouldn't be stealing pies, Kami, because stealing is bad, no matter the reason that one does it for.

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

It's not stealing. I'm just taking my shares in advance O 3o

[Belial]

I love pie, specially strawberry rhubarb.
Oh my dear maker that is tasty.

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

I'll remember to snatch some for you on my next round into the pie stash owo

[Quiet Man Cometh]

Originally Posted by Arikana

Uh, no? Besides, I would much rather trust a fully trained and experienced orthopaedic surgeon than a bottle of chemicals. >.>

Watch more movies! :P

..........Uh, that won't be needed. >.>
*punts Quiet for even suggesting that* >.>

Okay, now I have to wonder what you think I was suggesting.

[Ashy]

Ari its like those fake bowls of fruit people put in their living room, theyre just there for display.

[Alpha]

What Ashy said. That's why, since people have the monstrous desire to attempt to steal and consume all the pies I have been tasked with guarding.

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

*has a few pies in her hole* O___O

Someone needs to get this for Alpha: http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/eb23/?srp=1

[Coda]

Shut your pie hole!

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

*shuts her pie hole*

xDDDDD You were waiting for the right time to say that, weren't you?! xDDDDDD

[Coda]

It wouldn't have worked any other time. :P

[Alpha]

Well......it might have. Would have taken much better consideration and timing though....

And Kami.....no. Me plus baking (in any form) is a no.