[Mika]

Granted, but you end up becoming impaled. Vlad's wettest dream.

I wish my dad let me have more animals. ;3

[Katame Shiraga]

(>.> That's ironic because my mother and sister often call me Vlad the Impaler because of what I look like with my hair down.)
Granted, but now there are too many pets and you eventually wind up literally drowning in pets.

I wish that the world wouldn't view "swear words" as "bad words." >:o) MOTHER******* HONK, BRO.

[Honey]

(I see we have a Gamzee on our hands, Mr. Juggalo.)
Granted, but there are no 'good' words either.

I wish I was better at pumpkin carving.

[Katame Shiraga]

(...I see no bad in that. And yes, I'm a Gamzee. That's Mr. SUBJUGGLATOR to you.)
Granted, but now every time you carve a pumpkin, God smites it with a lightning bolt for being too perfect.

I wish I knew what to wish for. (Lulz for the Billy & Mandy reference.)

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but you wasted your wish so now you can never have that wish granted.

I wish for my fish tank to be clean

[Honey]

Granted, but the fish will not live long after you clean it.

I wish I was better at my job.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but one of your colleagues becomes jealous and eventually murders you, thus taking your spot as the best.

I wish I could live the world of The World Ends With You.

[Taiania]

Granted but you can only view what happens around you.

I wish I could get a book published.

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but it happens to be the crappiest piece of crap in Craptown and you eventually get hunted down for making the absolute most crappiest book in the world.

I wish I had a volcano.

[Taiania]

granted but it's extinct and small.

I wish 50 shades of grey didn't exist

[Katame Shiraga]

Granted, but now it has been replaced with something even worse.

I wish I had a submarine made out of meatballs.

[Honey]

Granted, but if you set off into the sea a swarm of sharks would come to devour both you and your submarine.

I wish I had the attention span to complete my school work.

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but now everything else is hard to get done, like chores.

I wish for warmth

[Honey]

Granted, but you can never wish for it to be cooler.

I wish that all of my homework could be science homework

[whitexsuicide]

Granted but it is super hard homework, and lots of it, so it takes up all of your free time.

I wish that i was finished with the book i was reading.

[Honey]

Granted, but then there are no more books to read, ever.

I wish I could go to school.