[Batty]

xDD; I was just trying to show ya where I'm at, right now.

I feel like a balooga whale at the moment, though. Mom shared her sammich with me, so that I could try to have something in my tummy... <.<;; And now I'm all BLOAAAAAAAAT.

Stupid period.

[Batty]

There should be three of them.

[Helsinki Harlot]

Allrighty, cool beans. Have a sec to sit down and then running for a smoke.

I agree with Funk. WARRIOR PRINCESS...

D: < You damn better, because I love you too! -flexes muscles to not make it not a chick flick moment-

And aaaw sheeet. With all that compliment shit again. Making me look like an r-tard staring at my computer screen and grinning. OH U.




Don't stop.

And I'm glad I help out. Because I believe in it 100% and it's my goal to make you see some of that beautiful you too the way I do. :)

Well, that's what I'd at least call you now. And you do not have linebacker shoulders. You have gorgeous shoulders. I should know. I've seen them. D:< And I"m a god dang genius. I know shit. I graduated high school.

edit; Stupid period indeed. And I saved all three. :] Last one's my fave.

[Batty]

LOL. Betch, I aint even got mah GED! SO YOU IS 20 TIMES SMURTER THAN I AM! <3333

And I can't help it!! You know how much I adore you, love <33

[Helsinki Harlot]

Haha, not at all. If things even out for you at all I know you'll get it done. You's a smart chicka. :) I wouldn't like you as much if you weren't. I'm not a fan of stupid.

Sarah got all jelly 'cause she's the one that told me my phone went off and was all "it was a media message, what's she send you" and I went all " :] Hehe. <3"

She's making me watch the Arkansas football game tho'. I WANT REGULAR TV.

I ain't complain. You know I love me some Battyluvins. ;]

[Batty]

TAKE THAT, SARAH! BWAAHAHAHAHAHA! And I know, I know. I never graduated due to being bullied so bad, my mom withdrew me. Then, we never had the money to allow me my GED. ><; -sighs- My life is so screwed. xD;

But I be jelly of HER! She gets to sleep wif you. ALL TEH TIME!

[Helsinki Harlot]

You'll get there. GED doesn't actually mean shit on a realistic lvl. Just sucks job wise a lot.

That's not cool beans. Tho' you already know there's a lot of asses I would kick if I was able to.

Haha. It's not that spectacular. Sarah was the first girl I was with too. I'll let you in on a secret, I would not go down on her for MONTHS when we first got together back in the day because I was TERRIFIED of fucking it up. So bad. Then one night, got drunk, and just said FUCK IT. She's like, always been a "player" with women at the parties she used to go to, real big, bad ass reputation for shit like that and apparently I'm not too shabby. [/small bit of self-esteem there that she does give me with her rep and still wanting to be in the sack with me.] I'm a damn good cuddler tho'! D: < CUDDLY AND PROUD!

[Batty]

Can I let YOU in on a lil secret? Neither have I.
I never even went down on a guy, until Zane [at the age of 20 xD], and, apparently, I'm damned good at using my tongue. <.< >.>;

-ahem-

[Funkduder]

Originally Posted by Batty

Funk;; LMFAO! A WARRIOR? No freaking way, man! xDD;

Harlotbby;; OF COURSE I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE A GODDESS! Like... I even told Zane, I WOULD KILL to be with you, maaaan. Fersrs. xDD; You've got the looks, the attitude, and and and... you are just amazing. In the most amazing of ways. You make be feel loads better about myself, for one, and for two? I just love you. <33

And lithe? Baby, I wasn't this "thin" back 7 years ago, when you met my ass. I've gone through SO much since then...

YEAH FREAKIN WAY MAN...WOMAN! XD #double pistols and a ;)

[Batty]

LMFAO!

That made my night <3

[Funkduder]

I'm glad. I don't get to make people's nights that often. XD

[Helsinki Harlot]

I'd believe it hot stuff. Zane's a lucky man.

(New ghost adventures I think on right now, watching some episode in Jamaica.)

[Funkduder]

*reads back*
>////<

Wow. Im oblivious.

[Helsinki Harlot]

Funky- It's adorable tho'.

Me and Batty get away with some interesting conversations sometimes when no one's looking.

Assuming you were talking about that.

[woopdidoodoo]

hi all popping in *flops into the thread* how are we all doing?

[Funkduder]

Originally Posted by Helsinki Harlot

Funky- It's adorable tho'.

Me and Batty get away with some interesting conversations sometimes when no one's looking.

Assuming you were talking about that.

I am. It's actually an odd turnon. >_< I feel weird now.