[Alpha]

Are you sure I couldn't interest you in a nice party at a strip club? Maybe a bit of fun......you don't know what you are missing out on.....

Faux: Oh really now? I'm not surprised, but curiosity is getting the better of me right now.....

[Fauxreal]

I'm a little old lady.

[Alpha]

You, old? Never!

[Fauxreal]

I'm over 30... :D

[Alpha]

That's still not old!

[Fauxreal]

*waves her cane at you* Get off my lawn!
HAHA! Is that better?
- no but really - I act like a pain in the butt teenager, so I'm fine with my age. ;)

[Alpha]

As they say, age is just a number. It's all in how you act and how you think.

[Fauxreal]

Well, I only use my old lady routine with kids are on my lawn. HA!

[Alpha]

*chuckles* I bet that keeps things interesting, eh?

[whitexsuicide]

how old are you alpha?

[Fauxreal]

Even in my friend groups, I'm the oldest usually. I mean - people I know IRL.

[Alpha]

I'm 19, turn 20 in January. I'm still young by society's standards, that's for sure. How old did you think I was?

[Fauxreal]

Babies! So cute!

[Alpha]

Hey, I'm not a baby!

[Fauxreal]

*pinches Alpha's cheeks* oh - - of course you are not. You little cutie!

[Alpha]

*sighs* Need I remind you this "baby" has a fair amount of training that make him quite the "interesting" person......