[Hero]

o_o
at least it didn't make you explode

Oh god
There just needs to be a how to be a chinchilla guide somewhere
Being one is too difficult.
I would get myself killed x_x;

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

You might be a special kind of chinchilla and maybe not explode. Then that would make you a freak among chinchillas O 3o

*noms the cheeseburger*

[Hero]

But I don't want to explode..but I don't want to be a freak either TT_TT

[Squiggles]

Ah, yes, that is quite the dilemma, isn't it?

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Or you can get infected and turn into a rubber duck. Then you'd go around and cause people to get cancer.

[Hero]

It is indeed but I guess exploding is better than giving people cancer
._.

waitttt..rubber ducks can infect people too?
O_O

[Squiggles]

Hey, that's not all we do!

... we flirt with other users as well. *waggles brows at Kami and quacks*

[Hero]

Oh my.
Rubber ducks are quite dangerous

...Does that mean your mistress is also a duck?

[Squiggles]

No, no. I assure you, my mistress is quite human. You see, she is a Knight of Chaos, and ducks cannot become Knights. It goes against our code.

[Hero]

Ahh. I shall keep that in mind.

Why do I know so little? ;~;

[Squiggles]

Oh, you must not feel too terribly bad. Neither Miss Kami nor myself have made such long appearances around here for quite some time.

[Hero]

Thank you for making me feel better

For someone being evil, you're not too bad

[Kamikaze Chinchilla]

Originally Posted by Squiggles

Hey, that's not all we do!

... we flirt with other users as well. *waggles brows at Kami and quacks*

*hisses and poofs up into a chinchin ball*

[Squiggles]

Ah, but that is because it is quite the joyous evening. It is not every day that my mistress allows me to rise from the depths of her bathtub and stretch my wings for such a long while.

[Hero]

I guess flirting is a no-no among chinchillas

You...come from her tub?
._.

[Squiggles]

But of course I did. I am a rubber duck, after all.