[Red Calypso]

Why do I keep watching stupid horror movies?

[Crystallyn Whisper]

Because stupid horror movies are funny? o wo;

[Red Calypso]

Sometimes they really are. I sit there pointing out every mistake the "heroes" make. And I laugh when some hysterical girl just sits there and screams.

[Crystallyn Whisper]

"Maybe if I scream loud enough, I will make his ears bleed." Too bad that never works. XD

[Red Calypso]

LOL! It's really funny when the girl is fleeing and the last thing she wants is to give away her position.

[Crystallyn Whisper]

People tend to do really dumb things when afraid. > 3>

[Red Calypso]

Tch. Panicking is the worst thing you can do when scared. You need to stop, take a deep breath, and then think as rationally as possible.

[Crystallyn Whisper]

Psh, why do that when you can run round in circles screaming like a banshee. > w<

[Red Calypso]

*laughs* That might be more fun, but it's gonna get you killed.

[Crystallyn Whisper]

Dying while having fun doesn't sound too bad. XD

[Red Calypso]

Well, it depends on how much it hurts. My big goal is to die in my sleep. I'm not fond of pain.

[Crystallyn Whisper]

Mine too. I'm such a wimp when it comes to pain. > 3<

[Red Calypso]

*nods* And of course, if I was caught in a horror movie, my goal would be to inflict pain on the monster/villain.

[Crystallyn Whisper]

I might try killing it with kindness. o wo

[Red Calypso]

Pfft. Not me. I'll go for a battle axe or a chainsaw.

[Crystallyn Whisper]

I'm too much of a babby to do that. ' x'