[Chess]

Granted but its super fast that you can't keep up.

I wish my wishes granted themselves. ; A:

[NikkoGallarado]

Granted, but all your wishes come out wrong no matter.

I wish my roommate wasn't so annoying.

[Chess]

Granted, but then you get a new roomie. ; A;

I wish people didn't have a gender o-o

[NikkoGallarado]

Granted, The world dies.

I wish I wasn't so mad right now.

[Morgan]

Granted, but you have to be super duper sad.

I wish I that candy wasn't fattening.

[NikkoGallarado]

Granted, but you will always lose teeth when you eat it.

I wish I didn't have to explain everything on here to my friend.

[Behemoth]

Granted, but now you have to explain everything to everyone else.

I wish I put less sauce on my rice.

[Yami]

But then the rice tastes bad.

I wish everyone had the same avatar.

[Illusion]

Granted, but so much corruption and evil occurs that everyone is signed off the face of the earth.

I wish I can have god like powers.

[Muff Muff]

Granted, but you're not allowed to use them. D:

I wish I had a cow.

[SakuraMinamino]

Granted but she gives no milk.

I wish I had cheese right now.

[Illusion]

Granted, but it was rotton!
I wish I can smell mars for a second.

[NikkoGallarado]

Granted, but you cant smell anything else after that.

I wish it would stay this cool all year long.

[Illusion]

Granted, now the temperature around you will be cool all year round.
I wish I can think of better wishes to corrupt.

[Nightmare]

Granted but all those corrupted wishes actually happen to you.

I wish I didn't have homework.

[Illusion]

Granted, but you were given work to do by your parents.
I wish I can come over your house right now! =O