[Lioshika]

Okay, so I'm new.
My friend made me join. >_<! (Yus you Batty!)
I am from Gaia, no I'm not like the meanies in CB, GD, Or whichever forum you can think of full of jerks.

So. . . . Hello. >_>

[Batty]

I WILL WELCOME YOU FIRST. BECAUSE. I MADE YOU JOIN.

SO HULLO, BIG BOOBIE LADY. YOU BETTER STAY. AND KEEP ME COMPANY. AND LOVE ON ME WHENEVER I ASK OF IT. BECAUSSE... well. WHAT BATTY SAYS GOES. KTHX. <3

[Hermes]

Lio is a person.

Hermes is a person.

Let's fu- *hit by Batty*

[Batty]

-throws glare in the direction of Sir Hermes-

You have no shame. None. Zip. ZERO. xDD;

And you're suddenly VERY colorful.

[Hermes]

THEY CALL ME DJ LIGHTBRITE BISHEES!

[Batty]

OHGAHD.

[Hermes]

*rave dances, foams at the mouth, strobe lights everywhere*

[Batty]

-puts a few phoenix downs in pocket, knowing she's gonna need them-

[Hermes]

*jumps on Lio* Bein awfully quiet~ I should use your obvious paralysis to my advantage~

[Lioshika]

Yus I am a person.
-Blinks.-
I AWLAYS GIVE YOU LOVE BATTY!
AND DON'T CALL ME BIG BOOBIE LADY!!!!
-___- Or else everyone will know.

[Lioshika]

-Screams.- DON'T BUTTSEX ME WITHOUT LUBE PLEASE

T____T Batty, is he tame?

[Hermes]

I never do THAT~ Exit only XD

[Batty]

THATS MY NEW NICKNAME, FOR YOU.

... And you have what I lack. xD; Actually. Both you and Anna have what I lack. Why is it the big boobie ladies are attracted to me?

I don't think I wanna die by hug induced suffocation, but then again... my sub conscious has a mind of its own.

And nooooope. I could TRY to leash him, however... <.<; He might chew through the leash.

[Lioshika]

o_o Batty!!!!

T____T He isn't gonna take advantage of me is he?
I'm too. . . bookworm ish? to do that!

[Batty]

Pft. Bookwormish? PUHLEASE. xDDD;

[Hermes]

Bookworm=GOOD XD

*mentally violates forever*