[Tiva]

While making bacon at 9 o'clock at night, Kali, Alpha & I set off the fire alarm in our dorm. It was epic.... nothing was burning just a large amount of smoke. After coming back in we made the eggs. The best part of it is that the firefighter removed the biscuits for us so they didn't burn. Food is good, and I am still giggling.

[Kali_Namir]

Yeah, Bacon betrayed us. I am now officially going to kill that pan. Speaking of which I've got to go clean it so yeah.

[Espy]

I feel sorry for the poor firefighter. Hey, at least, he didn't just off the biscuits.

[Kali_Namir]

Eh, there was no burnt bacon and we did try to give him a biscuit, but he wouldn't take it.

[Espy]

Nice guy, then. He must be facepalming to himself at the three girls who messed up dinner XD

[Kali_Namir]

Well, three girls and two guys, but yeah he kinda was. His exact words were basically "I came in here to tell you your rolls weren't done". But they were and they were delicious.

[Espy]

PFFFT---

AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAH. You guys are insane.

[Kali_Namir]

Yes...Yes we are. But that's not so much the point. Although it kind of is. I don't know what happened to the bacon, I refuse to use the pan ever again.

[Tiva]

Ummm Alpha is male.... and my boyfriend.....
The biscuits were good, as was the jam and the bacon (that we had) and the eggs acceding to Alpha. The firefighter was a classmate, he is use to my craziness and he did have a bit of a biscuit I stuffed it into his mouth.

[Alpha]

I can do good with just about anything cooking....and note, I was not the one who was doing the bacon! I am also a guy and dating Tiva.

[Espy]

My apologies; didn't catch on quickly enough. Anything to do with cooking...fails in my hands >.>

[Alpha]

Eh, it's fine. Wasn't clear at first. And don't worry about cooking, just means find a partner who can, or a roommate who can. That, or learn to enjoy eating out and easy fixes.