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Patrick P. · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:14 PM

I have been practicing making things with the crystal, more than lanterns. I can say with 98% certainty that I can make anything now. I am willing to make a neat thing for you once per festival day, as long as you provide me with one (1) funny/terrible/etc. joke, jape, or quip. If you send a pun you will be permanently disqualified, blocked, and liquefied.

And no, you cannot choose what the thing is. Just believe it'll be neat. Thank you for your participation! :D

Stabbsworth · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:18 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Patrick P. · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:19 PM

>:/
I guess.

Gallagher · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:20 PM

i was going to post a meme about candles, but like

i went to look for one and there were

a lot

of weenies

Biomecha · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:20 PM

*stunned at pun portion of rules*

Are humorous images allowed?

Stabbsworth · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biomecha

*stunned at pun portion of rules*

Are humorous images allowed?

inb4 patrick learns about memes.

Patrick P. · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:25 PM

Images are allowed, but they must be Very Good.

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:28 PM

Ok, here's a joke both funny and terrible at the same time:

A frog telephones the psychic hotline. The fortune teller tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No", says the fortune teller. "In her biology class."

Stabbsworth · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:29 PM

are we allowed to send videos, patrick.

Patrick P. · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:31 PM

Videos are many many pictures, I'd say they're fair game.

Patrick P. · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:31 PM

Wonderful work, Death.

mdom · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:34 PM

I love you for forbidding puns.

also I googled crystal jokes and all I'm getting is either Billy Crystal or crystal meth. Why are you failing me, google

Patrick P. · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:36 PM

That made me feel things in my happy so I'll count that as your joke for today, mdom.

Stabbsworth · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:37 PM

https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A

it's just the, uhhhhhhhhhh. half an a press video. very wild.

Death by Mirrors · Posted 10-30-2019, 05:55 PM

Thank you. I was actually tempted to send a pun, but at the same time I do respect not everyone enjoys them.

Biomecha · Posted 10-30-2019, 06:06 PM

Something relatable...

Patrick P. Crystal Keeper		Come Get a Neat Thing	#1
	I have been practicing making things with the crystal, more than lanterns. I can say with 98% certainty that I can make anything now. I am willing to make a neat thing for you once per festival day, as long as you provide me with one (1) funny/terrible/etc. joke, jape, or quip. If you send a pun you will be permanently disqualified, blocked, and liquefied. And no, you cannot choose what the thing is. Just believe it'll be neat. Thank you for your participation! :D
		Posted 10-30-2019, 05:14 PM

		#2	Stabbsworth Pixelist
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 10-30-2019, 05:18 PM

Stabbsworth Pixelist			#9
	are we allowed to send videos, patrick. percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
		Posted 10-30-2019, 05:29 PM

		#14	Stabbsworth Pixelist
https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A it's just the, uhhhhhhhhhh. half an a press video. very wild. percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here. somewhat busy working for trisphee. a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
	Posted 10-30-2019, 05:37 PM

Patrick P. Crystal Keeper			#3
	>:/ I guess.
		Posted 10-30-2019, 05:19 PM

		#4	Gallagher It Won't Stop
i was going to post a meme about candles, but like i went to look for one and there were a lot of weenies
	Posted 10-30-2019, 05:20 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#5
	stunned at pun portion of rules Are humorous images allowed?
		Posted 10-30-2019, 05:20 PM

Patrick P. Crystal Keeper			#7
	Images are allowed, but they must be Very Good.
		Posted 10-30-2019, 05:25 PM

		#8	Death by Mirrors Writer
Ok, here's a joke both funny and terrible at the same time: A frog telephones the psychic hotline. The fortune teller tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No", says the fortune teller. "In her biology class."
	Posted 10-30-2019, 05:28 PM

		#10	Patrick P. Crystal Keeper
Videos are many many pictures, I'd say they're fair game.
	Posted 10-30-2019, 05:31 PM

		#12	mdom Jellosexual
I love you for forbidding puns. also I googled crystal jokes and all I'm getting is either Billy Crystal or crystal meth. Why are you failing me, google
	Posted 10-30-2019, 05:34 PM

Patrick P. Crystal Keeper			#13
	That made me feel things in my happy so I'll count that as your joke for today, mdom.
		Posted 10-30-2019, 05:36 PM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#15
	Thank you. I was actually tempted to send a pun, but at the same time I do respect not everyone enjoys them.
		Posted 10-30-2019, 05:55 PM

		#16	Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light
Something relatable...
	Posted 10-30-2019, 06:06 PM

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