[SparX]

Come one, Come all!
Too poor for an outfit to attend the carnival? Wish to earn yourself some tickets maybe? I bet I could help some poor souls like yourselves. It won't cost you much either.....
Just choose between sacrificing your dignity.... or your time.

You have the chance to win in not one, but TWO different ways!
You can tell a bad joke of any nature(sacrifice your dignity) or you can post whatever as much as possible(sacrifice your time)! I will choose one bad joke per page to be awarded 5 tickets, and every 25th post will also receive 5 tickets.
*Please DO NOT post jokes that are belittling or hurtful

Well now that you know the name of the game folks, and the nature of this gathering, please feel free to enjoy yourself and maybe... stay a while....

Winners!

Bad Jokes:

Page 1: Athilea Majiri
Page 2: Tiva
Page 3: Fulkth
Page 4:Potironette
Page 5: unknown
Page 6: unknown
Page 7: unknown

Every 25th post

Pessimisticat
Lawtan
Athilea Majiri

[Athilea Majiri]

Oh, this seems like a lot of fun. I think I'm going to go with bad jokes. ^_^

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

[Potironette]

tweetment, oinkment xD.

As much as I'm fine with sacrificing dignity, I'm afraid I'm sorely lacking in jokes, good and bad, so I guess I'll go with posts unless something appears.

[Athilea Majiri]

Heh, I'm glad you liked it.

I don't know many bad jokes, but I know a few. So I'll just post the few I know and chat otherwise.

[SparX]

I have tears that was so terrible XD it was quite a great start.

[Glitch]

What do you call a skeleton that skips work?
Lazy bones!

[Potironette]

Hahaha.

They can't help it. They don't have muscles to pump them up.

[Athilea Majiri]

Hah, great one.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don't think it's feline well.

[Potironette]

Haha xD

I bet your cat likes to stick close to home; she's likely not much of a car-pet.

[Athilea Majiri]

OMG! I love it. I think this thread is going to be a lot of fun.

Conjunctivitis.com – now that's a site for sore eyes.

[Potironette]

I actually went to that site before realizing what conjunctivitis was.
I'd say I got sore I's from embarrassment, but there's only one of me.

[Athilea Majiri]

LOL. I'm loving how you are working off the bad jokes.

'Put the cat out' … 'I didn't realize it was on fire'

[Potironette]

x'D You guys are my sole fountain of inspiration.

The day after my coach told us to put a cat out of the hockey ring, a lady came to sue us putting her cat into the hospital.

[Lawtan]

What was the name of the seeing-eye skeleton?

Calcium

[SparX]

Only ten more posts till the first 25th XD

[Potironette]

xD
My name starts with C and ends with a, so why can't I see as well as him?