Oh, I didn't kill you Raticate. I'd never do such a thing. I believe you mean "Your pokemon killed my Raticate."

*slap smack kick* I believe I can do that, too.

What an annoying song. I take it back. Gary Oak is definitely not cool. Well, at least, not you. The real Gary is cool. You're not.

Err, no. Not every girl. Remember Misty? Ash's companion? Yeah, she thought you were a jerk and even more over-confident than Ash was.

True. A cool handsome guy like you wouldn't know an idiot like him. It would be an insult if you're him. My apology.

The idiot that post one post below your first comment on my profile.

[/rape comment page's virginity] Soo~ Spiney's mule?