;A; Okay, as long as you leave my vital organs unharmed...

Eeks! Am I tasteh?

Good to hear. :)

I'm a pathetic fallacy. I fight to not die, to not feel pain. Is there something wrong with that?

The point is that even though I'm weak... I can run...or I knew that the teacher would change it based on votes. It's funny.

I heard everything from "I'll pay you $10 bucks to change your mind" to "You and me. After school. In the parking lot."

Actually, that's a half-lie to paraphrase the story.

We were going to before. We all voted to not read it anymore (except me) and everyone "hated" me because that one vote kept it going. But I laughed because he canceled it anyways 15 minutes later.

We almost had my class read this 32 page book and write an essay on it. It's called the aeropagitica by John Milton. It's about free speech.

Hurrhurrhuurrr.

Want to here a practical joke I pulled.

I know. XDDD