[Uzekins]

Hello and welcome to my porn Yaoi corner.

You may call me:
Chibi, Uke (even though i'm like 10% seme since im a seke >D), Uze, Uzek, Uzekins, yaoi addicted thing that humps your leg >D

Here you have stumbled upon a mound of Yaoi. From Pictures to Mangas.
You stop short after walking up to the Pile, noticing that a Pairing has fallen from the pile. You reach and pick it up. What is it?

About Uze

Is 22 D: (almost 23 soon....october)
Is a yaoi addicted being
Semi-literate Yaoi roleplayer ^^
Pocky addict
Snuggles plushies in meh sleep ^^

I take yaoi everywhere I go XD
on my ipod, on cds, books lol etc.

now post! *gimmeh pron C:*

With that said...you heard me and my little rant C:
Also I am still wanting active Rp's but in google docs C: mostly.
Semi-literate *3+ paragraph responses and must be active every Week or few*

Also...follow my tumblr if you wish ^^
http://iheardyaoi.tumblr.com/

I will also be doing some drawing freebies whenever I see fit. *of course after I grab the new laptop and reinstall stuff*

[Poggio]

Oh I think Im going to live in this hang out BD
Hello Uze kins

[Uzekins]

hello C:
lol so did you find a random pairing at your feet? =p

[Yokuutsu]

...did someone say yaoi?

I lieks yaoi.

[Uzekins]

yup I mean there's tons at your feet right now C:

[Yokuutsu]

:3

You and some of my cousins might get along well. Ya'll are all kinda short lol (Though there are advantages to being short :3)

[Uzekins]

short means nothing though =p. I can still top some guys >D

[Yokuutsu]

Lol

Short just means you can look cute a lot more easily than others lol

[Uzekins]

lol it also does not help that im VERY femme and have actually been confused for a girl twice....>.> by lesbians mind you. D:

[Yokuutsu]

I've gotten confused for a guy multiple times >w<

Makes me feel great about myself -.-

[Uzekins]

lol. see what i look like is a girl that dresses like both genders >D
i do wear some heals sometimes and some girls clothes p=. mainly underclothes. but still...that was unnerving those times D:

[Yokuutsu]

Well, I think it's better than people essentially accusing you for a lesbian/mistaking you for a guy. I'm neither of those.

ISn't that uncomfortable? D: And I hate heels lol

[Uzekins]

only two inch. and was mainly for cosplay though i can wear em to special occasions too >D
it is cause they are not yet broken in D:
ooh the blisters.

[Yokuutsu]

Heels, even when broke in, suck hairy monkey balls. I've learned this over the years.

[Uzekins]

lol but i needed something fashionable for The Chazz >D.
plus they were cheap. a hell of a lot cheaper than the coat for him >.> lol
those poor monkeys...getting heels to the groin lol.

so when you first walked in did ya see any pairings that you picked up *first post* lol

[Yokuutsu]

Nope lol -refuses to pick up pairings- I make my own....and now I have an urge to read You're my Love Prize in Viewfinder...