[littl3chocobo]

ok, so a little boy is in devorce court and the judge asks him 'do you want to live with your mother?' the little boy replies 'no. my mother beats me.' the judge taken back then said 'do you want to live with your father then?' the boy replies again, 'no. my father beats me too' the judge at a loss then asks the the little boy who he'd like to live with. the boy replied after a moment's hestitation, 'i would like to live with the miami dolphins, they can't beat anybody'