[littl3chocobo]

tell it, lets cheer up lio<3

i have another;
a man is standing at the train station holding two babies, a woman comes over and says 'how cute, how old are they?' the man replies 'i don't know' the wooman makes a face then asks 'well are they boys or girls?' the man replies again, 'i don't know' the woman a little miffed but undettered then asks 'well what are their names for heaven's sake?' the man replies, 'lady, i don't know' the woman finally fed up replies 'well what kind ofr horrible father are you to not know a damn thing about your children?!' the man turns angrily at her and yells 'lady i am not their father, i am a door to door condom salesman, these are my two complaints'

edit~ damn^^: i really need to fix this laptop