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Default Reasons Not To Be a Human   #1  
The basic rule is to list a reason to not be a human. For example: Having to go to the bathroom.

First reason not to be a human: Eye contact is very uncomfortable.
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Default   #2   Claptrap Claptrap is offline
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Oh my god. Thread closed. You've literally won it.

Here's another reason not to be a human: We literally start wars with ourselves.
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Default   #4   Claptrap Claptrap is offline
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Well this was a fun game haha~

We're literally killing the planet
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We have to devote our lives to working to survive.
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Default   #6   Claptrap Claptrap is offline
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Time is an illusion and as a result we are the only creatures that have the issue of running out of it
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Default   #7  
Oh, mood.

Executive dysfunction exists.
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Default   #8   Inspire Inspire is offline
*twitch*
The need of sleep.
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Needing to evacuate the bladder and bowels.
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Default   #10   Inspire Inspire is offline
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Stressing times and anger filled times.
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Burning out on things you used to like.
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Default   #12   Inspire Inspire is offline
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Yesssss, that is so true, all those phrases you go through growing up!!! At least you find yourself through them all though, that's the nice trade-off!!

Alright, I'm basing this off what I said in another thread, silicone and plastic surgery. Used for bad reasons though. I mean, if you do it for fun and you don't use it to betray or something, then you're fine.
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The fact that I probably won't be able to get a hysterectomy just because some schmuck doctor thinks I should keep my uterus so that I can have a kid.
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Default   #14   Tohopekaliga Tohopekaliga is offline
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...It's always mind boggling that doctors are like that.




Also, the distinct lack of superpowers is always a disappointment to me, personally.
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Humans DO have superpowers relative to every other species we know of. We have super intelligence and super endurance.

On the other hand, we don't have super digestion...
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Rebooting....
Total lack of lovely thick velvety fur.
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