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Biomecha · Posted 11-13-2018, 05:59 PM

Do you have to give her a giant cow leg to gnaw on just to satiate her appetite for flesh?

mdom · Posted 11-13-2018, 06:31 PM

I'm afraid she can only be satisfied by human flesh.
Unlike her lil pup sis, who eats poop.

Biomecha · Posted 11-13-2018, 09:05 PM

Ugh, it seems some of the smaller breeds have a tendency to do that. Despite training and diet, they seem to just be really into it.

mdom · Posted 11-13-2018, 10:28 PM

My sister was saying the lil doggy ate HUMAN POOP
and she let the dog lick her few days later

Biomecha · Posted 11-13-2018, 11:16 PM

Oh, um, yeah that's pretty gross. Does your sister have a taste for... human flesh?

mdom · Posted 11-14-2018, 01:01 AM

Not that I know, I'll see when she comes back from her vacation (we're petsitting the dogs here while she's in Thailand with her husband)

Apparently someone was cruising with her husband's mom in an open-seat wheelchair(she has early onset alzheimer's and is already totally dependent) and didn't realize the woman was... pooping... the dog realized tho.

Biomecha · Posted 11-14-2018, 05:18 PM

That's a pretty far travel.

Ah, that's unfortunate. Maybe the dog was trying to help.

mdom · Posted 11-14-2018, 06:25 PM

They're 9h from here, maybe 12h for you.

The dog wanted to eat. She's a glutton

Biomecha · Posted 11-14-2018, 08:24 PM

Is she at least doing better about going where she's supposed to? Or is it a constant battle?

mdom · Posted 11-14-2018, 09:07 PM

Wait, are you talking about my sister or the dog

Biomecha · Posted 11-15-2018, 04:18 PM

The dog. Going potty. Maybe they make target pads.

mdom · Posted 11-15-2018, 07:00 PM

ooooh right xD /that/ bitch
She's still pooping outside the designated area. She's a rebel. She also doesn't understand 'no', while the older one is more respectful.

Biomecha · Posted 11-15-2018, 11:00 PM

Some are better with hand signals than words, I've found. Or both at one time.

mdom · Posted 11-15-2018, 11:37 PM

The small dog for some reason only learned one trick D:
the older one can sit, stand, lay down, give a paw, high five...

Biomecha · Posted 11-16-2018, 12:34 AM

Mine aren't too bright. One is smart enough to be curious about everything but not enough to really learn tricks. The other can learn some commands, but the words probably sound the same to her, and seems to understand signals better.

mdom · Posted 11-16-2018, 01:20 AM

A visual learner! Some people are like that too, learn better seeing than listening.

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2401
	Do you have to give her a giant cow leg to gnaw on just to satiate her appetite for flesh?
		Posted 11-13-2018, 05:59 PM

		#2402	mdom Jellosexual
I'm afraid she can only be satisfied by human flesh. Unlike her lil pup sis, who eats poop.
	Posted 11-13-2018, 06:31 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2403
	Ugh, it seems some of the smaller breeds have a tendency to do that. Despite training and diet, they seem to just be really into it.
		Posted 11-13-2018, 09:05 PM

		#2404	mdom Jellosexual
My sister was saying the lil doggy ate HUMAN POOP and she let the dog lick her few days later
	Posted 11-13-2018, 10:28 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2405
	Oh, um, yeah that's pretty gross. Does your sister have a taste for... human flesh?
		Posted 11-13-2018, 11:16 PM

		#2406	mdom Jellosexual
Not that I know, I'll see when she comes back from her vacation (we're petsitting the dogs here while she's in Thailand with her husband) Apparently someone was cruising with her husband's mom in an open-seat wheelchair(she has early onset alzheimer's and is already totally dependent) and didn't realize the woman was... pooping... the dog realized tho.
	Posted 11-14-2018, 01:01 AM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2407
	That's a pretty far travel. Ah, that's unfortunate. Maybe the dog was trying to help.
		Posted 11-14-2018, 05:18 PM

		#2408	mdom Jellosexual
They're 9h from here, maybe 12h for you. The dog wanted to eat. She's a glutton
	Posted 11-14-2018, 06:25 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2409
	Is she at least doing better about going where she's supposed to? Or is it a constant battle?
		Posted 11-14-2018, 08:24 PM

		#2410	mdom Jellosexual
Wait, are you talking about my sister or the dog
	Posted 11-14-2018, 09:07 PM

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Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2411
	The dog. Going potty. Maybe they make target pads.
		Posted 11-15-2018, 04:18 PM

		#2412	mdom Jellosexual
ooooh right xD /that/ bitch She's still pooping outside the designated area. She's a rebel. She also doesn't understand 'no', while the older one is more respectful.
	Posted 11-15-2018, 07:00 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2413
	Some are better with hand signals than words, I've found. Or both at one time.
		Posted 11-15-2018, 11:00 PM

		#2414	mdom Jellosexual
The small dog for some reason only learned one trick D: the older one can sit, stand, lay down, give a paw, high five...
	Posted 11-15-2018, 11:37 PM

Biomecha Don't Go Into The Light			#2415
	Mine aren't too bright. One is smart enough to be curious about everything but not enough to really learn tricks. The other can learn some commands, but the words probably sound the same to her, and seems to understand signals better.
		Posted 11-16-2018, 12:34 AM

		#2416	mdom Jellosexual
A visual learner! Some people are like that too, learn better seeing than listening.
	Posted 11-16-2018, 01:20 AM