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Patrick P. Patrick P. is offline
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Default Come Get a Neat Thing   #1  
I have been practicing making things with the crystal, more than lanterns. I can say with 98% certainty that I can make anything now. I am willing to make a neat thing for you once per festival day, as long as you provide me with one (1) funny/terrible/etc. joke, jape, or quip. If you send a pun you will be permanently disqualified, blocked, and liquefied.

And no, you cannot choose what the thing is. Just believe it'll be neat. Thank you for your participation! :D
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:14 PM  
Default   #2   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
Pixelist
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:18 PM  
Patrick P. Patrick P. is offline
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Default   #3  
>:/
I guess.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:19 PM  
Default   #4   Gallagher Gallagher is offline
It Won't Stop
i was going to post a meme about candles, but like

i went to look for one and there were

a lot

of weenies







Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:20 PM  
Biomecha Biomecha is offline
Don't Go Into The Light
Default   #5  
*stunned at pun portion of rules*

Are humorous images allowed?
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:20 PM  
Default   #6   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
Pixelist
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biomecha View Post
*stunned at pun portion of rules*

Are humorous images allowed?
inb4 patrick learns about memes.
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:22 PM  
Patrick P. Patrick P. is offline
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Default   #7  
Images are allowed, but they must be Very Good.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:25 PM  
Default   #8   Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
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Ok, here's a joke both funny and terrible at the same time:

A frog telephones the psychic hotline. The fortune teller tells him "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled! "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No", says the fortune teller. "In her biology class."
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:28 PM  
Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
Pixelist
Default   #9  
are we allowed to send videos, patrick.
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:29 PM  
Default   #10   Patrick P. Patrick P. is offline
Crystal Keeper
Videos are many many pictures, I'd say they're fair game.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:31 PM  
Patrick P. Patrick P. is offline
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Default   #11  
Wonderful work, Death.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:31 PM  
Default   #12   mdom mdom is offline
Jellosexual
I love you for forbidding puns.

also I googled crystal jokes and all I'm getting is either Billy Crystal or crystal meth. Why are you failing me, google
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:34 PM  
Patrick P. Patrick P. is offline
Crystal Keeper
Default   #13  
That made me feel things in my happy so I'll count that as your joke for today, mdom.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:36 PM  
Default   #14   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
Pixelist
https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A

it's just the, uhhhhhhhhhh. half an a press video. very wild.
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:37 PM  
Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
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Default   #15  
Thank you. I was actually tempted to send a pun, but at the same time I do respect not everyone enjoys them.
Old Posted 10-30-2019, 05:55 PM  
Default   #16   Biomecha Biomecha is offline
Don't Go Into The Light
Something relatable...

Old Posted 10-30-2019, 06:06 PM  
 


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