[Lioshika]

Granted; You've been charged for botting.

I wish for a slipper.

[elaine3305]

Granted. But it's too small for your feet.

I wish for a stuffed toy.

[Serra Britt]

Granted, but it houses the soul of someone you care about a lot.

I wish I had better reflexes when it comes to games.

[Lioshika]

Granted; however your body is absolutely slow in comparison.

I wish I had an ipad.

[Tiva]

Granted but it is a brick of clay.

I wish I had an Alpha

[Serra Britt]

Granted, you now have a very shiny sculpture of the greek letter alpha.

I wish I had a cat tail on my body in the correct place.

[Lioshika]

Granted; But it makes you itch.

I wish I had a lovely air-freshener for my car.

[Serra Britt]

Granted, but even though it smells lovely it looks hideous.

I wish I had retractable claws.

[Lioshika]

Granted; however you can't control them.

I wish I could take a nap.

[Ultima]

Granted. You sleep until 2014.

I wish I could slow down the flow of time.

[Lioshika]

Granted; however it slows to that of a snail speed.

I wish I had a blank piece of paper.

[Rinni]

Granted, but it's made of some rather illegal substances and you're arrested on charges of possession.

I wish I had fancy-shcmancy shoes. XD

[Lioshika]

Granted; they give you severe blisters.

I wish I had a soft mattress.

[Kali_Namir]

Granted but now you can't ever leave it.

I wish I had an Ice Cream...

[Lioshika]

Granted; It falls off the cone onto the ground.

I wish for a pink pen.

[Serra Britt]

Granted, but it's forty feet long and weighs two hundred pounds.

I wish my roommates were less lazy.