[Belial]

Happy talk like a pirate day 'me hearties!

What do yee thinks of this little holiday? Be yee into the whole swag scallywag cutthroat bone bags?

Or are yee NAAAAY to thee whole blasted mess?

And if yee be lucky enough to live near a Krispy Kremes, Yee get a free 12 box of donuts fer dressing up like a fancy captain of yer own pirate ship.

What be your pirate name?
http://www.piratequiz.com/

[Pathosis]

HA. I had NO idea that today was talk like a pirate day!
The irony is, today is my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend.
xDDD
That's hilarious.

Mad Bess Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

[Espy]

Can't freaking talk like a pirate.

Your pirate name is:
Red Tom Read

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

[Ultima]

When you talk about yourself in the third person, do you say "she" or "he"?
○"She."
○"He."

DAMN IT. @#$%^&%$#!@#$%+^*

[Espy]

Exact same problem here.

[Ultima]

Mad Davy Rackham for "He"
Mad Bess Rackham for "She"
... So Mad Bevy Rackham?

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

[Reyoki]

Iron Anne Vane

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

Sounds about right to me... here's me in the pirate outfit I threw together this morning to get free doughnuts.

[Lucid:]

Something about that quiz bugs me. When it uses the word "ultraviolence," they clearly mean it as plain old regular violence. But anyone who's read A Clockwork Orange knows that's not what it is at all. >.>

Your pirate name is:
Calico Morgan Rackham

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

[NikkoGallarado]

We longer have one here. . . .tis a pity, but me name is,

Your pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Vane

Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occasionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

I am the manry-est of men!

[Ginger]

Calico Morgan Bonney

"Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"

Arr, me be travelin' the seven seas alone.

[shay_almost]

Arrrr I'm Dread Pirate Flint
Now time to get dressed!

[Gaius]

Today in geometry we defined our lines as planks and our points as gold dubloons. Yarr.

One year I really want to dress up. I just hadn't planned for it this year. For some odd reason I don't have an eyepatch just lying around. This an inexcusable flaw in my wardrobe.

[Lestrade]

Calico Jack got caught because his whole crew was drunk off their butts

so I don't know if he's the greatest role model

[Quiet Man Cometh]

Originally Posted by Pathosis

HA. I had NO idea that today was talk like a pirate day!
The irony is, today is my 2 year anniversary with my boyfriend.
xDDD
That's hilarious.

Mad Bess Bonney
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Mad Morgan Bonney down here. More or less the same descriptor. ;)

[Fauxreal]

Calico Bess Rackham - eh..... ?