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Death by Mirrors · Posted 04-27-2018, 12:20 PM

Yeah, I promised, so there it is. Make yourself room between the haystacks and try the absolutely definitely not spiked ginger ale. We also have lemonade if you prefer something more traditional. There's nothing suspicious going on at the farm.

Why dirty lobster?
If you haven't been part of past events, don't know mdom's safeword, any other language than English, or what this whole weirdness is about:

snuskhummer denotes a pervert, but its literal translation means dirty lobster. There also is a German phrase in dirty talk which translates to give me animal names. One of them may or may not be lobster. Who knows. This place is about farming, not kink. Sure, you just walked by a crustacean in lingerie.

But we don't talk about it.

mdom · Posted 04-27-2018, 01:34 PM

Can't believe you're airing our dirty laundry.
Dirty lingerie.

Veshora · Posted 04-27-2018, 03:38 PM

Geez, Death! What sort of barkeeper are you?
Setting this up and then leaving... now flirty lobster and me are supposed to run the place, huh? I can't even... okay. Where's the lemonade?

XoGizmooX · Posted 04-29-2018, 01:25 AM

Ummm.... :0 wowzers

Death by Mirrors · Posted 04-29-2018, 04:40 AM

Admit it, you've been waiting for this.

XoGizmooX · Posted 04-29-2018, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Death by Mirrors

Admit it, you've been waiting for this.

Only if it's a stripper

Death by Mirrors · Posted 04-29-2018, 02:20 PM

Tip the lobster and ye shall find out.

XoGizmooX · Posted 04-30-2018, 10:52 AM

-throws $$$$$$$-

Death by Mirrors · Posted 05-01-2018, 05:51 AM

Upon noticing the money, the busty crustacean starts to dance seductively.

Illusion · Posted 05-01-2018, 06:00 AM

Have you heard of Salmonella the new hit sushi restaurant down the street?
I hear their Salmon is to die for.

Death by Mirrors · Posted 05-01-2018, 06:23 AM

Fish jokes are always welcome here. If you think of any more, let minnow.

Espy · Posted 05-01-2018, 10:54 PM

...-sits down in corner-

Death by Mirrors · Posted 05-02-2018, 04:42 AM

Welcome to the bar, Espy. Let me know if you'd like something to drink, or play a game of darts.

Strider · Posted 05-02-2018, 01:59 PM

-Drops in, quite literally-

Death by Mirrors · Posted 05-02-2018, 02:02 PM

Welcome to the bar, Strider. Let me know if there's anything I can help you with, otherwise enjoy your stay ^^

Strider · Posted 05-02-2018, 02:03 PM

Oh, can I have something to drink? I'm very thirsty. I've been skittering around from place-to-place all day. -Smiles- Something without that human stuff you call alcohol, though. I'm underage.

Death by Mirrors Writer		Dirty Lobster Bar [M]	#1
	Yeah, I promised, so there it is. Make yourself room between the haystacks and try the absolutely definitely not spiked ginger ale. We also have lemonade if you prefer something more traditional. There's nothing suspicious going on at the farm. Why dirty lobster? If you haven't been part of past events, don't know mdom's safeword, any other language than English, or what this whole weirdness is about: snuskhummer denotes a pervert, but its literal translation means dirty lobster. There also is a German phrase in dirty talk which translates to give me animal names. One of them may or may not be lobster. Who knows. This place is about farming, not kink. Sure, you just walked by a crustacean in lingerie. But we don't talk about it.
		Posted 04-27-2018, 12:20 PM

Veshora The Magic Number			#3
	Geez, Death! What sort of barkeeper are you? Setting this up and then leaving... now flirty lobster and me are supposed to run the place, huh? I can't even... okay. Where's the lemonade? Death's ~~mule~~ librarian. The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.
		Posted 04-27-2018, 03:38 PM

		#12	Espy Wanderer
...-sits down in corner- STONEWALL WAS A RIOT \|playlist\| Step in front of a runaway train ____Just to feel alive again â•â•â•â•â•â•â•? ?•â•â•â•â•â• Dark 3.24.12 - Nick 6.4.12 - Henry 12.7.12 - Elliot & Rajat 3.28.16 sanctuary\|\|Closet\|\|~~Art Request~~ â•â•â•â•â•â•â•? ?•â•â•â•â•â• Pushing forward through the night_____ Aching chest and blurry sight
	Posted 05-01-2018, 10:54 PM

		#2	mdom Jellosexual
Can't believe you're airing our dirty laundry. Dirty lingerie.
	Posted 04-27-2018, 01:34 PM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#5
	Admit it, you've been waiting for this.
		Posted 04-29-2018, 04:40 AM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#7
	Tip the lobster and ye shall find out.
		Posted 04-29-2018, 02:20 PM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#9
	Upon noticing the money, the busty crustacean starts to dance seductively.
		Posted 05-01-2018, 05:51 AM

		#10	Illusion The Illusionist
Have you heard of Salmonella the new hit sushi restaurant down the street? I hear their Salmon is to die for.
	Posted 05-01-2018, 06:00 AM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#11
	Fish jokes are always welcome here. If you think of any more, let minnow.
		Posted 05-01-2018, 06:23 AM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#13
	Welcome to the bar, Espy. Let me know if you'd like something to drink, or play a game of darts.
		Posted 05-02-2018, 04:42 AM

		#14	Strider Zombie Platypus
-Drops in, quite literally-
	Posted 05-02-2018, 01:59 PM

Death by Mirrors Writer			#15
	Welcome to the bar, Strider. Let me know if there's anything I can help you with, otherwise enjoy your stay ^^
		Posted 05-02-2018, 02:02 PM

		#16	Strider Zombie Platypus
Oh, can I have something to drink? I'm very thirsty. I've been skittering around from place-to-place all day. -Smiles- Something without that human stuff you call alcohol, though. I'm underage.
	Posted 05-02-2018, 02:03 PM

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