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>:] Go to a witch or a sorcerer for help. There's a reason why someone is called a math wizard. Because they use magic!

How can I let my girlfriend know I love her? x}

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Old Posted 09-07-2019, 03:22 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #66   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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neat, you have a girlfriend.

i'd say to propose to her.

how do i EXTERMINATE all the damn flies?
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Old Posted 09-08-2019, 11:37 AM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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xD I don't irl hehe, but that's a great way to let her know!

You're going to need to purchase a dozen bats on the dark net. :] They'll get rid of all those pesky flies for you!

What do I do with all these muffins if I can't eat them all?

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Old Posted 09-08-2019, 02:49 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #68   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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give them to your girlfriend. just ship 'em right over.

how do i earn more aurum?
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somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 09-08-2019, 07:48 PM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Pray to the aurum gods to make more aurum. And also try sleeping with a gold nugget under your pillow!

How can I control my lizard's urge to bite everyone?

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Old Posted 09-09-2019, 02:13 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #70   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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Make it bite the Queen of England instead.

How do I do the arty thing?
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somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 09-10-2019, 05:24 PM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Go outdoors and run until you get tired. :] While you're having a bad time, you'll want to do the arty thing.

How do I stop eating cheese? =~=;

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Old Posted 09-10-2019, 11:00 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #72   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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get lactose intolerance.

how do i stop requiring caffeine to function?
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 09-11-2019, 01:15 PM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Ditch Caffeine Rely on Cocaine to function instead. XD

How do I keep pervy ghosts from licking my toes? o_o

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Old Posted 09-11-2019, 04:10 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #74   Mekatra Mekatra is offline
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Wear socks made of live squids. Then they will lick the squids instead of you.

How can I finally start getting more sleep?
Answer my riddle to earn a prize!

You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it?

Pm me the answer, no cheating please!
Old Posted 09-11-2019, 10:02 PM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Make a pact with a Dream Demon. :] He will gladly put you to sleep whenever you like, in order to get you to dream. Watch out though, not all of the dreams are nice. And don't mistake a Dream Demon for a Dreamy Demon.


How do I stop myself from laughing too hard?

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Old Posted 09-11-2019, 10:47 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #76   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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become so emotionally constipated that you can't laugh at all.

how do i do math?
percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.
somewhat busy working for trisphee.

a reckoning will not be postponed indefinitely.
Old Posted 09-12-2019, 10:42 AM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Easy. You don't math. You just don't. Don't ever math again. Make others math for you. Never math alone. Just don't do it. :] Math is bad for your brain.

Where should I hide all my questionable music?

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Old Posted 09-12-2019, 12:14 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #78   Stabbsworth Stabbsworth is offline
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We both know the answer I'd give here. <:)

How do I stop spawning skeletons?
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Old Posted 09-14-2019, 10:27 AM Reply With Quote  
Mekatra Mekatra is offline
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Surround yourself with large semi-vicious hungry dogs. The dogs will attack the skeletons and eat their bones, so even if they do spawn you never have to see them long.

What should I tell my boss to get her to let me go home early?
Answer my riddle to earn a prize!

You'll always feel it, but can never see it. It's strong but shatters easily. You can give it away but never hold it. What is it?

Pm me the answer, no cheating please!
Old Posted 09-15-2019, 09:52 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #80   Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Tell her that you have to get home early in order to keep working for her, and give her an ultimatum. It's either that, or SHE doesn't get to go home...EVER. <x'} (oh wow, I didn't mean for that to sound so much like murder hehehe.)

How do I get all my homework done for tomorrow?

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Old Posted 09-15-2019, 01:34 PM Reply With Quote  
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