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Why did the Panda eat the Chocolate left on the table?
Old Posted 11-05-2019, 01:11 AM  
Default littl3chocolat   #66   bluebird bluebird is offline
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because the panda misses choco a lot?

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Old Posted 11-05-2019, 01:33 AM  
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You read my mind! OMG @.@
Old Posted 11-05-2019, 02:03 AM  
Default   #68   littl3chocobo littl3chocobo is offline
isn't that funny
>/ what? you two are just panda'ring now
Old Posted 11-05-2019, 02:41 AM  
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One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him:

"I'm sick of all these conferences. I always have to say the same things over and over!"

The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give the conference in your place."

"That's a great idea!" says Einstein. "Let's switch places then!"

So they switch clothes and as soon as they arrive, the driver dressed as Einstein goes on stage and starts giving the usual speech, while the real Einstein, dressed as the car driver, attends it.

But in the crowd there is one scientist who wants to impress everyone and thinks of a very difficult question to ask Einstein, hoping he won't be able to respond. So this guy stands up and interrupts the conference by posing his very difficult question. The whole room goes silent, holding their breath, waiting for the response.

The driver looks him dead in the eye, and says :

"Sir, your question is so easy to answer that I'm going to let my driver reply to it for me."
Old Posted 11-05-2019, 07:46 AM  
Default   #70   Mekatra Mekatra is offline
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SO this elderly couple have been married for 70 years. One day the wife is on her way up the stairs and pauses to straighten a picture then realizes she can't remember if she's going up or down so she calls to her husband. He calls back that she was on her way up to take a bath.

Once the wife gets to the bathroom she starts to step into the bathtub then pauses and calls again. "Was I getting in the tub or getting out?"

The husband sighs and grumbles to himself "Sure do hope my memory never gets as bad as hers" and knocks on the table for good measure. Then he yells, "Honey I'll be up to help you just as soon as I see who is at the door!"
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Old Posted 11-05-2019, 11:19 AM  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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It's not delivery,

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Old Posted 11-05-2019, 01:03 PM  
Default liquified   #72   bluebird bluebird is offline
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wait for real? XD i guessed it right?
what is this feeling of impandaing doom

merskelly that is my favorite post. from pizza to real estate. i love it XD

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Old Posted 11-05-2019, 08:51 PM  
Patrick P. Patrick P. is offline
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Merskelly wins the thread.
Old Posted 11-05-2019, 09:20 PM  
Default   #74   Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Yussssss! >x} I win!

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Old Posted 11-06-2019, 12:48 PM  
Unicornlynn Unicornlynn is offline
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That was cool
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Old Posted 11-09-2019, 08:03 PM  
Default   #76   Major Major is offline
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I see your "chicken crossed the road" and raise you a better one.


Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the Other Side.

Y'know, the Afterlife.
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THE PIZZA, HE-MAN! EAT IT!
Old Posted 11-10-2019, 12:31 AM  
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since we are in the month of november which is right before the month of december which is christmas month

what are santa's workers called?

Buying Runes.
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Old Posted 11-10-2019, 06:48 AM  
Default   #78   Rainbowfox Ari Rainbowfox Ari is offline
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-Dying laughing at all these jokes, ngl-
Old Posted 11-10-2019, 04:45 PM  
 


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