[SparX]

-awaits gossip-

[mdom]

How do I get Jello from the game, Galla
I have so many collars :(

[Espy]

Screw politeness. Don’t bother paying the bill. Subscribe to his sense of humor. Splutter a lot.

[Death by Mirrors]

And don't ever touch him. But I guess you figured that out by now :P

[Gallagher]

jello is a creature that's only recently gained sentience that has little to no regard for what's considered normal human politeness and finds our formalities hilariously weird. at the same time, he doesn't want to be mocked because he gets enough of that at it is, being some weird gooper that crawled up out of the underdark.

be weird with him.

also yes, he has poor impulse control and will eat you if you touch him.

[mdom]

I can't believe you made me call my love Jello lard!!! to get them!!!

[Glitch]

Just letting you know... alberts crop is also the much coveted toilet brush

[Espy]

....toilet brush?

[Gallagher]

[Death by Mirrors]

Seriously though. General Smooch Quest strategy, aka the item hunter's guide to romance. Not very romantic, so I'll put it in a spoiler tag for those who rather want to try the regular way.

1) Remember what options you pick. Write them down if you tend to forget such things quickly. This prevents you from running into the wrong lane over and over again.
2) Pay attention to your date's facial expression. They all have a bad, neutral and good face, which will give you a hint to how well your last answer went with them.
3) On your next playthrough, if you're going for the main prize, avoid bad answers. You don't need to give all good, but the more good answers you score, the higher your chance to win someone's heart. Remember that one or more characters do in fact have instant game over answers in their dialogues, and avoid those too once you identified them.

[Espy]

...-is not sure how to feel about that-

[mdom]

Kinky and useful? I'm liking Albert more.

Haha I started to write down my answers to get Jello, DBM!
Charlie though... I need to work on her now.

[Gallagher]

charlie is a hard one, yeah. it's easier to mess up with her than a lot of the others.

[SparX]

I feel so lucky having most of the current characters already.

[Death by Mirrors]

I wasn't around when SQ last rewarded items, so while I know the older characters, I still need to collect them. And yeah, Charlie seems one of the hardest, though I haven't tried the twins yet.

[Boris]

I had her blushing throughout the whole game, so maybe don't pick the answers that make her blush.