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Welcome to the Bad Advice game!

Here's how it works. Come up with some terrible advice for the problem question posted by the AAY. Then come up with your own question to submit for someone else to offer a horrible solution. I hope some hilarity ensues.

I'll go first with a question.


How can I keep from falling off my bed?
Old Posted 02-24-2019, 01:04 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #2   DreadedMartian DreadedMartian is offline
*twitch*
Duct Tape yourself to the bed.

There's a bee in my car, what should I do?



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Old Posted 02-24-2019, 05:50 AM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Trap it in your car and play some jazz. XD

What can I use instead of a band-aid to cover this papercut?
Old Posted 02-24-2019, 06:17 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4   DreadedMartian DreadedMartian is offline
*twitch*
Acid.

How can I prepare for this big test tomorrow?



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Old Posted 02-24-2019, 06:58 PM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Default   #6   PartySkeleton PartySkeleton is offline
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Jump out and hope you'll land in a body of water!
How does one stop a haunting, asking for a friend?
Old Posted 02-25-2019, 12:59 AM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Turn on your vacuum cleaner and as many lights as possible then remove your pants. This will confuse the ghost hopefully getting it to stop.

How can I be better at bowling?
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Default   #8   Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
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After your first throw instead of grabbing a second ball just march forward on the alley and manually knock over every pin that still stands. Be sure to jump over the photoelectric barrier at the beginning, or else the computer might not count your score properly.

How can I get a Finnish library card?
Old Posted 02-25-2019, 04:49 AM Reply With Quote  
Merskelly Metalien Merskelly Metalien is offline
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Get a normal library card and throw a lavish and crazy awesome Christmas party. In the morning, your library card will then be Finnish.

What's the best way to ask for a raise?
Old Posted 02-25-2019, 04:58 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #10   Death by Mirrors Death by Mirrors is offline
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Just ask for a packet of sildenafil. It has been proven to raise other things after all. Caution: only put it on top of your money, keep far from your bills.

What's the most important skill to write in one's resume?
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By far the most important skill to include would be "critiquing".

What shoes should I wear to go on a short hike?
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