[Espy]

You're walking home late one night when you pass a dilapidated gray brick chapel wedged between two apartment buildings. Odd, you think to yourself, Has this always been here? Though it must have, and for quite some time, as the front door is boarded up. Through the broken windows, however, you catch a whiff of incense and spot the telltale glow of candlelight. Curiosity getting the better of you, you check the frame for glass shards, and gingerly climb in.

Feet crunching on old debris, you make your way around to the altar, where the incense seems to be wafting from. At first, you spot nothing out of the ordinary... and then you hear an ominous creaking below you. A trapdoor, dusty and rusty, but slightly ajar. Undaunted, you lift the hatch and descend the wooden ladder.

Hello, and welcome to my... admittedly grimy abode. Face masks in that box over there if you're allergic to dust like I am, yet extremely committed to the aesthetic. Don't worry, none of that surgical blue crap; these are all imported, and range from pastel orange and yellow, to navy blue, dark gray, and purple. I lugged a generator down here and have tea in the works, and there are also plenty of places to put your feet up for the night. Or day. Whatever.

Chat with me, before I pick up a stray skull and start reenacting Hamlet.

[Stabbsworth]

ominous shitposting

[Espy]

I’m trying so, so hard to not get spooky scary skellies stuck in my head.

[Stabbsworth]

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH
cackles

[Espy]

SPECIFICALLY THE NIGHTCORE VERSION HELP

[Biomecha]

Wow, this is my favorite Airbnb. Much more my vibe. Excellent accommodations. Five stars.

[Espy]

I know, right? No kitschy pastel crap, just brick, mortar, and bones.

[Biomecha]

I'm tempted to do arts and crafts with the bones. Something that screams, "you're not welcome" for the front door.

[Espy]

I have red paint if you need it :x

[Death by Mirrors]

Came for the purple face masks. Stayed for bricks, mortar and bones. 5/5 stars. Would book again.

[Stabbsworth]

every day, i think about rick and morty.
rick and morty for 100 years.
help.

[Kaderin Triste]

*sneaks in and finds a dark corner to potentially nap in*

I so need to plan for Halloween earlier next year. xP
Still need to finish Derpy's costume for a cute Halloween pic. Lol

[Death by Mirrors]

What's going to be Derpy's Halloween costume?

[mdom]

I'm here for Hamlet.

[Kaderin Triste]

He's gonna be a pirate! I didn't have time to figure out a shirt/coat for it, but deconstructed a pirate hat headband from Spirit Halloween for the hat and bought stuff to make a skirt to match.

[Espy]

Originally Posted by mdom

I'm here for Hamlet.

I did pluck a foam skull up from the ground during the campus Halloween event, pose, and then completely blank on the soliloquy.