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Default The Elite Elitist Club of Elitist Elites   #1  
Under construction pending formation of the Elite qualifications of membership as determined by the stipulations of the Elite Central Bureaucracy headquarters in Zurich, and following the re-adornment of the drawing room to acceptable Elite standards.

Admittance to this venue is therefore, at this time, limited to invitation only. Dalliers shall be asked to partake of their pastimes elsewhere and shall then be subject to mockery over highly priced beverages and canapes.


Membership

Subject to strict protocol. Admittance to be determined by presentation of satisfactory credentials and limited to those who display proof of exemplary 'Elite' character.

"Because the common man is far too common."



Last edited by Quiet Man Cometh; 12-16-2015 at 01:02 AM.
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 02:27 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #2   Suzerain of Sheol Suzerain of Sheol is offline
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Hello, yes, I would like directions to the inner circle, if you please.

Cold silence has a tendency
to atrophy any sense of compassion
between supposed lovers.
Between supposed brothers.
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 02:30 AM Reply With Quote  
Quiet Man Cometh Quiet Man Cometh is offline
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You're not supposed to post that in public!

*telephones Brussels*

*sealed letter arrives via courier*

The Elitist Central Bureaucracy has deemed the certificate of Illuminati to be a singular find of great significance! As such it is deemed unique. If you find a similar document do hand it in to our London office where it may be summarily disposed of as the forgery it is.

Good Day.
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 02:37 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #4   Suzerain of Sheol Suzerain of Sheol is offline
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Yes, yes, of course it is.

Now, what is on the agenda for this evening? How best to lord over the unsuspecting proletariat, hmm?

Or perhaps a grand bacchanal to commemorate the commencement? Cavorting about in avian masques and such? Should we, perhaps, invest in a shadowy choir to lend the proper mystique and ambiance to the proceedings hereforth?
Cold silence has a tendency
to atrophy any sense of compassion
between supposed lovers.
Between supposed brothers.
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 02:54 AM Reply With Quote  
Quiet Man Cometh Quiet Man Cometh is offline
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A shadowy choir would be most approved of, but must the masks be avian? Or are you considering something of a more Parisian persuasion, perhaps 17th century?

I suppose the details of the enterprise can sit yet, while we enjoy a moment of respite from the demands of social affairs.
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 03:12 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #6   Espy Espy is offline
Wanderer
-walks in-
-stares-
I'm...just gonna sit in this...corner...here.
STONEWALL WAS A RIOT

Old Posted 12-14-2015, 03:41 AM Reply With Quote  
Suzerain of Sheol Suzerain of Sheol is offline
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*Lifts pelican mask*

*Glances around*

Surely we're elite enough to afford security? A proper exercise of nefarious control over the masses?

Otherwise I just, I don't know what to do with that person interloping on our bacchanal!
Cold silence has a tendency
to atrophy any sense of compassion
between supposed lovers.
Between supposed brothers.
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 03:54 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #8   Espy Espy is offline
Wanderer
exCUSE me, I AM the security. Now watch yourself.
STONEWALL WAS A RIOT

Old Posted 12-14-2015, 04:15 AM Reply With Quote  
Suzerain of Sheol Suzerain of Sheol is offline
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Well! I never!

*resumes pelican masquerade*
Cold silence has a tendency
to atrophy any sense of compassion
between supposed lovers.
Between supposed brothers.
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 04:27 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #10   Espy Espy is offline
Wanderer
...Suze, I just about spat out my tea (chamomile because ugh anxiety) from imagining you strutting around with that pelican beak flap thing and generally being silly.
STONEWALL WAS A RIOT

Old Posted 12-14-2015, 04:29 AM Reply With Quote  
Suzerain of Sheol Suzerain of Sheol is offline
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That doesn't seem very apropos; this is a very serious matter.
Cold silence has a tendency
to atrophy any sense of compassion
between supposed lovers.
Between supposed brothers.
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 04:32 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #12   littl3chocobo littl3chocobo is offline
isn't that funny
-stands at the window coughing and holding matches-
Old Posted 12-14-2015, 10:50 AM Reply With Quote  
Quiet Man Cometh Quiet Man Cometh is offline
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*Pulls down blinds on window*

It looks like security arrangements will need to be addressed before we can proceed further with with further proceedings. I shall telephone Berlin and see about acquiring a moat-

Ah! It seems we have a representative already. How forward thinking. We require a suitable barricade if you please, but not one obtuse in its presentation. Best be one with a subtle sense of ominousness and emanations of despair.

Or Something stylish in mahogany, as you prefer.

In the mean-time, I do believe my beak needs more armoatics. Have we any suitable store of French lavender? Or perhaps some clove?
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Old Posted 12-14-2015, 08:29 PM Reply With Quote  
Default   #14   Lawtan Lawtan is offline
Dragon Storm
*Becomes one with the floor*

...well, this is one way to enter and hide...

*Starts making symbols on the floor*
Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues.
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��s ofer�ode, �isses sw� m�g.

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Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
Old Posted 12-15-2015, 11:32 AM Reply With Quote  
Monorea Monorea is offline
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*sits at home in front of the mantelpiece sipping brandy and reading Homer while waiting for a invitation*
Old Posted 12-15-2015, 11:46 AM Reply With Quote  
Default   #16   littl3chocobo littl3chocobo is offline
isn't that funny
-sounds of a body splashing around in the water followed by whet squishing sounds leading up to a window- +cough+ +cough+ -the sound of something wooden tapping on the window can be heard-
Old Posted 12-15-2015, 01:18 PM Reply With Quote  
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