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SparX
It's ALIVE
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No the point was gotten across just fine =P
I had to re-tell it to my hubby {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details! | ||||
Posted 06-16-2017, 11:46 PM |
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Den
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A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?" I use She/Her and They/Them pronouns.
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Posted 06-17-2017, 12:42 AM |
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Kaderin Triste
Truthwatcher
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A Roman walks into the bar, holds up two fingers and says, "five beers please!"
Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't. I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down. | ||||
Posted 06-17-2017, 01:14 AM |
Den
Tattooed & foul-mouthed
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A man walks into a bar. His friend ducks.
I use She/Her and They/Them pronouns.
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Posted 06-17-2017, 01:51 AM |
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Death by Mirrors
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Alright, I will only make science jokes periodically from now on.
Instead, how about some useful instructions? How to Mail Anthrax (have to put it in spoiler tags for obvious safety reasons) | ||||
Posted 06-17-2017, 08:46 AM |
Lawtan
Dragon Storm
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I...wow...that punchline...
I...got no jokes at the moment, so I'll just be dropping banana peels across the thread. *Drops peel* *Slips on peel* *Gets up* *Drops peel...* Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __��s ofer�ode, �isses sw� m�g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming! | ||||
Posted 06-17-2017, 09:17 AM |
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Espy
Wanderer
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Okay, I raised my eyebrow at a few of those. Good job.
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Posted 06-17-2017, 11:19 PM |
SparX
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I have tossed out the tickets for these jokes XD
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken {MyAnimeList}{My MAL Graph!}{Read manga? Come here!} Currently Questing For: Lil Spoops,Puppet Master, Toamna lantern, Cyber Reaper,Braen's Jacket Have Au and some Runes Buy runes from me! PM for details! | ||||
Posted 06-19-2017, 10:39 AM |
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mdom
Jellosexual
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Why material do you use to make a clown outfit?
... Polyjester haaaaa | ||||
Posted 06-19-2017, 11:44 AM |
XoGizmooX
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All Gizzies jokes are dirty......
And I don't have enough soap to clean them up -.- Naw but really my favorite joke is about a dog named $3# (3letters) And the dog gets lost so the owner goes around town and tells a cop he's looking for THE WORD (the dog) etc so it looks like he is doing dirty stuff :D Gizzie, s Questie-->>https://www.trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22149 ART SHOP-->> https://www.trisphee.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22211Artwork By Glitch
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Posted 06-28-2017, 11:58 PM |
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Lawtan
Dragon Storm
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I came. I saw. I was lame.
Now why was I lame? Well, it all started one November morning - you know how those cold snaps can really mess with people's minds, right? I mean, when I woke up, I was seeing a peach speaking on the television. "A talking peach. That's odd," I thought, and continued my day. But, as I walked out, I saw more and more people wearing peaches for hats. They were holding up signs for the peach and really in the way for my job. So, I just kicked back and listened to some...oh dear gods, Nickleback...and prayed to get through it all. I went to work, but there was nobody there. It was like the staff had prepared for some kind of imp-pocalypse. But, I ain't no slacker, so I set down at the desk, and started the daily job of moving one file to the other. Bored...so bored... Anyway, I finished work and got into the car, only to find an imp in my car. The imp was extremely rude, as imps often are, and I asked him to leave. Being the rude - did I mention rude yet? - imp that they were, they responded with a series of epithets that I care not to repeat in public. So, we're riding in the car, when one of the peach-goers - an officer covered in peaches - gets in front of the vehicle. I lover the window to ask what the problem was, and the officer starts throwing peaches at the imp. Now, I generally don't do this, but the imp was incredibly verbally belligerent, so I complied with the officer, and let him drag the imp out. Then I went home, to watch the news of an officer peaching an imp. Lawtan: A chaotic dragoness with issues. __��s ofer�ode, �isses sw� m�g. __ Science, horror, folklore, and cuteness incoming!
Last edited by Lawtan; 06-29-2017 at 09:32 AM.
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Posted 06-29-2017, 08:05 AM |
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