[mdom]

It's Bambi and his mom!!! Ask for an autograph for me!!!

[Biomecha]

I doubt that's possible if the mom keeps thinking I'm swiping her baby, she's not going to let me get close enough.

[mdom]

Stop trying to get Bambi!
In the movie the mom has to die, not the baby.

[Biomecha]

She should stop trying to steal my dog! Now more keep trying to sleep in the yard. Thanks to the neighbors bulldozing so many trees down, they have fewer places to go.

[mdom]

Ah, so the neighbors are the disney villains, not you.
Throw a tree on their heads.

[Biomecha]

I have no idea what they even built, though. They left a thin wall of trees at least for a little bit of privacy. But you can hear crowds of people cheering and celebrating and live music every other week.

Edit: holy cow, and the deer that has been sleeping in the back yard was hidden behind the garage this time and just now either kicked or did something to my dog that knocked her tooth out and hopefully not worse... didn't see what happened in time.

[mdom]

NOOO D:
it's sunday, can you take your dog to the vet today??

I bet your neighbors have illegal chicken fighting or something like that

[Biomecha]

The father had just mowed and I wasn't even expecting the deer to already be back. We almost took her to the emergency vet since there is one we can take her. But she seems to be doing just fine, no swelling in her jaw or anything. I was internally freaking out after her reaction and bloodied face thinking it was much worse. But maybe if the deer was lying down, it couldn't do anything with as much force.

This bastard:

The other neighbors have chickens but they stay put. I think they just like to entertain?

[mdom]

Phew, yay for dog not doing so bad!

Better make friends with the neighbors and attract the deer to that property. Away from your pets.

[Biomecha]

They keep a dachshund and husky outdoors who are always chasing them away. It's probably why the rabbits prefer to stay in our yard, too.

[mdom]

Sometimes I think you live in some sort of nature park xD So many animals. Like Snow White, but in cowboy boots and gallon hat.

[Biomecha]

It should be pretty common everywhere once you get away from the city. I'm glad we don't get bears, though. Or gators since we're far away enough from the swampy areas.

[mdom]

Gators in texas? Not just for florida anymore?


your book already exists

[Biomecha]

I'm pretty sure you can find them in a lot of places.

Heh, it's still weird how others believe the cowboy hat thing because I don't really ever see anyone wearing one. Or boots. But guns, yeah...there is literally a gun aisle in many of the Walmarts.

[mdom]

That's not a reassuring thought.

I blame the movies! Even I have a view of my country already formed in my head. Like, I did not recognize São Paulo in the first episode of Black Mirror!!! And I should've.

[Biomecha]

They even have a pink rifle and handgun if that's what you're into.

In the most recent season? I haven't seen it.